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Porno
Irvine Welsh
Random House UK
496 pp.
ISBN: 0224062964

Available from Powell's Books.

Without actually intending to, I had the advantage of putting this book to the ultimate subjective test before sitting down to write this review: Did Irvine Welsh's latest novel affect me? Will it stay with me? Have I made it a part of my life, in some slight way or other? See, I finished this novel a couple of months back, but for various reasons I never got around to actually reviewing it. Until now, that is. The hour of reckoning -- when maybe, due to these lame circumstances, I'm able to view the novel in a somewhat different light than if I'd written the review when I was supposed to have done.

Or maybe it's just a lame excuse for me being so lazy in the first place.

I recently had the dubious pleasure of putting together one of those end of the year, Top Novels of 2002 sort of lists. Porno wasn't even a contender for the shortlist. Welsh may be one of the most widely read authors of today, but there's nothing in this book that warrants a position among the real top names out there. Welsh's writing is engaging and witty, but far too inconsequential and safe to really grab the listener and to challenge his or her conceptions.

Welsh's greatest achievement remains Trainspotting, a beautiful and profound look at drugged-out life in Edinburgh -- the story of Renton and his friends, fighting for survival and trying to make sense out of lower class, unemployed life. Every book Welsh has written since has been compared to his first great work, and none of them has measured up. Welsh has perfected his narrative tone and his empathic character descriptions, but has lost the raw, cynical edge that made Trainspotting such a relentless and focused novel.

His other books may have attempted to surpass the monster he created, but have failed for that very reason: Welsh has become so conscious of his legacy that he seems unable to find new and unique voices to add to and redefine his already well-defined literary universe. And so he has finally accepted the fact that perhaps it'd be better to embrace his own legend, and potentially even be able to move on afterwards. Porno, then, is a sequel of sorts to Trainspotting -- Welsh revisits his characters ten years later and checks up on them.

Trainspotting's Renton and Simon "Sick Boy" occupy center stage, as they did the last time around. Sick Boy has inherited a small town pub in Scotland and decides it's the perfect opportunity to pull off the biggest scam in his long history of chicanery; the steady income from the pub allows him to produce a porn flick in the pub's loft. Meanwhile, in Amsterdam, Renton is still living high on the stolen cash he ran off with at the end of Trainspotting. And so, while the characters from Trainspotting have spent the last decade trying to avoid each other as much as humanly possible, Porno reins them all back together again -- Simon's porn flick needs Renton's money, while Renton is up for some new "entrepreneurial" activities. And everyone else likes the idea of naked people and cash and wants to join in on the fun. Porno is the story of a group of people who have grown apart and now need to confront each other for one last time in order to make sense of the present and to move on -- if they're lucky.

It's a somewhat ridiculously clichéd story, then, but Porno survives its close to 500 pages on Welsh's storytelling prowess alone. It's neither clever nor anything even remotely approaching profound, but it's executed with a fluent bravado and a cinematic sense of slapstick that only the most hardened reader will argue against. Welsh's greatest strength lies in his character drawing -- he's a masterful composer of stereotypical characters, somehow able to bring them life.

The characters all tell their own stories, in their own words, from their own viewpoints, and in their own dialects. The latter part may prove particularly troublesome to some American readers, as they'll have to get used to lines like, "At least huvin nae mates hus pure geid ays the chance tae git oan wi ma Leith book." The constant shift of character and setting works great in here -- Welsh is, most of the time, in full control of his stories. And while his overlapping of different plots, negations and meta-comments aren't all that original, he pulls it off with enough elegance and authority to claim his own voice in the midst of it all.

The characters may be too dumb, volatile or self-centered to actually be believed, but Welsh brings them to life. There are two major exceptions to this, and they work in different ways; Nikki is the novel's only major female character, and Welsh just can't seem to get his head around her. He really wants her to be steaming hot, clever, warmhearted and suffering, all at the same time, but he ends up with little more than a middle-aged man's jerk-off fantasy queen. Her story leaves room for quite a lot of the kind of urban street drama that Welsh normally excels in, but Nikki remains one of the novel's least convincing characters, and her chapters are some of the book's least satisfactory parts.

On the other hand, there's Spud, the heroin-addicted laughing stock of Trainspotting. Spud is the warmhearted but super-naïve man who never seems to be able to do things right -- although that's all he really wants to do. Welsh is in outstanding form here -- these are the parts that will make you remember this book. Spud's story takes Porno that little mile extra, ensuring it's not all a superficial laugh-and-caper drama. Welsh never preaches, but is a beautiful teller of underdogs' tales -- like a less stylish, more expressive Ken Loach of the novel. Spud's tale represents Porno's true heart. It's just a shame that it's secondary to the main story.

Porno fails to live up to Trainspotting's legend, and is ultimately little more than a dear reminder of that other, far superior novel. However, if this is what it takes for Welsh to rid himself of the ghost that clearly haunts him so, then so be it. Hopefully he'll come out looking all the better for it in the end. Porno effectively squeezes the last few drops of life from our old Edinburgh friends, and if you're really curious to hear more about them, this is an entertaining revisit.

Let's hope this does it, then, and keep our fingers crossed for Welsh's next.

-- Anthony M. Ford

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