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AUDIO: 4 Men

Melodic, experimental, euphoric, sometimes beautifully sweet, sometimes sarcastic and harsh; is that a good way to describe the music of a band so criminally deserving to be heard? Dominated by Julian Swales' chiming, swirling, echoing, perfect guitars and Patrick Fitzgerald's bold, secure, dynamic, life-revealing voice, every Kitchens of Distinction album is a tour de force of sonically superior, emotionally cleansing musical bliss. The Death of Cool is merely one piece of the puzzle; it might be the band's most subtle, or at least their most mature, release. The band's previous album, the classic Strange Free World, while monumentally charming, doesn't hint at the breadth of feeling found on The Death of Cool. As essential as My Bloody Valentine's Loveless for sheer guitar-wailing bliss, Pale Saints' In Ribbons (what, you didn't know that one was essential?) for art-pop sheen (The Death of Cool and In Ribbons were both produced by shimmering-sound genius Hugh Jones), and Joy Division's Unknown Pleasures for synthesis of sound and emotion, The Death of Cool couldn't be any more rewarding.

It's hard to describe the The Death of Cool's charms without resorting to waves of hyperbolic adjectives (see above), if only because the songs are so over-the-top in their ability to reveal life's little epiphanies and uncertainties. The sound is aggressive and jagged, thanks to loads of feedback and Fitzgerald's up-front vocals, while the band and Hugh Jones exert one of the firmest grips on the power of hooks and melodies seen on any album of the '90s. The phrase wall of sound should have been invented for Kitchens of Distinction. They encompass all the finest qualities, but none of the pitfalls, of the shoegazer genre, while completely transcending the bounds of any and all genres. There's a touch of psychedelia and hints of glam, but there's not an ounce of tackiness in sight, and the band never gets overly dreamy or precious. It's a sound that's entirely the band's own; no band before or after even comes close to the mix of feedback and melody that Kitchens of Distinction effortlessly mastered. Passionate lyrics, more poetic than any poetry of the time, describe moments and movements in life of joy ("When In Heaven"), uncertainty ("What Happens Now?"), the sadness of living in a judgmental world ("4 Men"), love ("Smiling") and raw emotion ("Gone World Gone").

How is it that Kitchens of Distinction accomplish so much with a style that would be the downfall of any other band? For one thing, they have no fear of traditional song structures. There are no moments when guitars meander simply for the sake of a dreamy sound. Each song has a distinct destination, and the arrangements are breathtaking. Every music lover knows songs that are borderline genius: everything's going along just fine, and it seems a band is about to reach some high peak of emotional release, but then the band wimps out and resorts back to a goofy chorus, scared to express too much personality. There's no such dilemma with Kitchens' frontman Patrick Fitzgerald's lyrics or vocal delivery. Like a folk troubadour ecstatically high on pop narcotics, he delves ever deeper into his personal life with brittle yet soaring aplomb. When songs get to their breaking point, he and his bandmates (Swales and drummer/percussionist Dan Goodwin) go many steps further, introducing new melodies and deeper levels of expression.

The band's ability to develop songs beyond other bands' scope is in clearest view during "4 Men", "Breathing Fear", "Gone World Gone", "When in Heaven" and "Smiling." To begin with, all of these songs are compelling enough in their dynamics alone. If Fitzgerald wasn't one of the best modern vocalists, the music alone -- a moody, dynamic beast -- would be a treat. The opening song, "What Happens Now?", proves the point. This tune would be completely at home on Strange Free World, as guitar sounds echo and shift madly through a pretty sonic landscape. It's an accomplished, amazing sound, worthy of best of status from a million other bands, but it only hints at Kitchens of Distinction's power. It's more of a mood-setter here, an interlude or introduction to the greatness about to unfold. It's Patrick Fitzgerald's open heart and lack of inhibition that makes the album a classic.

"4 Men" begins seemingly in mid-song, under a wash of guitars and a bit of humming harmony. Fitzgerald's voice comes in like a jet; it's one of the fastest-paced songs in the band's discography. The lyrics detail "lust and strength" as Fitzgerald sings about an intense crush and the ridicule of rejection. When he sings "'I want you and I need you' but I haven't got the fattest chance in hell," he's emptying his heart for the world to see. It's remarkably honest, and it's made all the more fascinating by the pure driving force of the dynamic, weeping guitars, Fitzgerald's gentle bass and Goodwin's assured drums and percussion. Hugh Jones' hands wave magic dust over the songs as if he's been inspired by the ghost of a more stable Martin Hannett. "Breathing Fear" is equally accomplished, and it sees Fitzgerald expressing a more sarcastic side of his personality. Where "4 Men" is world-weary and sad, "Breathing Fear" is optimistically unhappy. Production-wise, the song comes on like a fierce fire. Fitzgerald's vocals are at once sweet and growling. Piercing guitar sounds peek around corners after descending through the clouds of heaven, and a stable of bass and drums shuffles dramatically. It's an energetic, pleasant rush, while still maintaining a sense of intense artistic expression; if a song could be framed like a painting, "Breathing Fear" would be a deserving track for the world's finest museum.

"When In Heaven" is the band's ode to joy. Under a screaming, bombastic sprint of symphonic guitar and drum sounds, Fitzgerald sings about Marilyn Monroe waking up in heaven. The lyrics are abstract, but they take on beautiful meaning; "float up to heaven's gate/Wearing danger smiles/She'll meet with the stars, they'll break down doors/Those shining pearls float off in space/I'm raving beautifully." Fitzgerald sings that he'll complain to "this god... 'Why this tiny trick?'" Never has a song about heaven been more heavenly and endearing. "Smiling" operates at an even faster pace, with guitars jangling more than wailing. The lyrics are a bittersweet ode to getting drunk, watching the stars, getting high, and a failed existence, made sadly touching and uplifting by a chorus of "hold me, hold me hard, hold me, hold me harder/Stop me thinking about myself/Stop me hoping for more than I am."

"Gone World Gone" is one of the most emotionally stark songs ever written and recorded. It's perhaps the best example of the band's ability to take songs to places other bands can only dream about. The song is an eight-minute journey into Patrick Fitzgerald's soul. For two and a half minutes, it percolates and gestates under noir-ish drums, bass and acoustic guitar... as Fitzgerald delicately spews murky abstraction about nuzzling animals, "sleep within sleep," and "breath on (his) breath." Suddenly and perfectly, a wash of guitars sweep-in and Fitzgerald delivers one of the most harrowing passages in modern music, "Gone, world, gone/When we wake in all our red rooms/next to pillows that scream 'alone'/and we're shaking uncompleted/aching for this creeping sleep on which to ride away." The song continues with similar, alternating passages of intense quiet and storm, becoming a near-living entity of emotional revelation. "Gone World Gone" is riveting in its expression of life's inescapable sadness, in much the same way as Joy Division's "Love Will Tear Us Apart."

So why didn't The Death of Cool find a larger audience, and why did the band fold after releasing their next album, Cowboys and Aliens, and one final 7" single? For starters, blame the sad state of popular radio and MTV. Some people might remember seeing a video for "When In Heaven" on MTV's "120 Minutes" when the album was released... it probably aired only one or two times. It seems Kitchens of Distinction weren't a big thing to MTV; they choose instead to play the same damn Nirvana blather repeatedly; that is, when they weren't playing The Real World. What's more rewarding: the finest band of an era with an ability to express emotion like nobody else under an extremely rewarding sonic attack, or a group of late-teen opportunists living in a $2 million loft arguing over who's a racist and who's the biggest idiot? It's doesn't seem like a difficult question to answer, does it? It's really quite appalling, as it's nearly impossible to find one person who hasn't been completely endeared to the band upon first listen. This means Kitchens of Distinction (now defunct) are a band whose back catalog is talked about in hushed tones and whose charms are passed along via word of mouth. It should be noted that Patrick Fitzgerald and Julian Swales went on to release an excellent, and even more overlooked album, Hark At Her, under the moniker Fruit, and they're now working together on Fitzgerald's "solo project" Stephen Hero.

The Death of Cool is joyous. It's art. It's some of the best music ever recorded. If the album were any more essential, it would magically insert itself into your record collection. Since that's not possible, as of the time of this writing, every music lover who enjoys genius, emotional songs and a melodic wall of sound, needs to dig deeper into Kitchens of Distinction's discography. Start with The Death of Cool and revel knowing that the band is a singular treat to be passed on to one's finest friends.

-- Tim DiGravina

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