The Promise Ring Metro, Chicago 20 January, 2000
Okay, first things first: we missed both opening acts. This
was disappointing, but pretty much unavoidable with a show
that started at 6:30 p.m. on a weeknight. We were sad to
miss Tom Daily, about whom we've heard good things (see
Irving Bellemead's review), and even more disappointed to
miss Chicago's OK GO, whom we've enjoyed on previous
occasions. They seem to be booking at least one gig a week
now, though, so it's not as if we won't get another chance. 
Davey vonBohlen, in one of the better pictures our digital camera has taken.
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The Promise Ring take the stage at around 9:00 p.m., by which time Metro
has almost filled to capacity. PR haven't headlined the
Metro before, but it's obvious that only sub-zero
temperatures and the fact that it's a "school
night" kept those final hundred audience members from
squeezing in. It's a good-sized crowd, but not as densely
packed, giving us the rare luxury of more than a foot of
personal space in any direction.
PR greet the audience and rip through "Happiness is all the
Rage" and "Emergency! Emergency!", giving rise to the
suspicion, eventually disproved, that they're going to play
Very Emergency straight through from beginning to
end. A pair of teenage girls directly in front of the Official Splendid Standing Space, one of them massively
coiffed, conversed excitedly, clearly thrilled to be able to
conduct their conversation at a Promise Ring show instead of
at home on the phone. At one point, George bumps into the
big hair and is treated to a furious glare before the girl
snaps her attention back to the stage, knocking over a
scrawny youth in a Burning Airlines t-shirt.
Guitarist Jason Gnewikow works the audience a little bit. We
feel uncomfortable writing about Jason Gnewikow, though, because we
always type his surname, look at it, mutter "damn, that looks wrong..." and stop to check the
spelling. He must have had a hard time in school. The audience, however,
loved him as they loved their mothers.
The only-slightly-less-awkwardly-yclept Davey
vonBohlen was the true owner of the audience. VonBohlen
offered a stream of frequently hysterical between-song banter, at one point detailing his (mock) frustration with label Jade Tree, who won't let him gain weight or grown his
hair out because skinny short-haired guys are...well...what sells.
When the band dips into their debut album, Thirty
Degrees Everywhere, for "A Picture Postcard," vonBohlen
has a comment ready. "Everytime we play that 'Picture
Postcard' song, the tough guy part of me wants to kick the
crap out of the sensitive guy part of me. I should write
new lyrics to that song.'", he jokes. The band proceeds to
dish out "Living Around" and "Happy Hour". VonBohlen
undulates around the stage in a curiously angular, mechanical fashion, like a guitar-wielding robot,
while bassist Scott Schoenbeck and drummer Dan Didier remain
rooted to their respective spots (not surprisingly in Didier's case),
concentrating intensely. Perhaps they're thinking about the
fact that Davey is just a scrunched-face and a tooth-gap
away from being a dead ringer for Flea.

This group shot is far more typical of the results we get from our digital camera. At least this time the lens cap mechanism didn't break. Isn't technology great?
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Regardless of their mental processes, the Promise Ring prove themselves to be
a tight ensemble, ably filling the Metro with
their sound and reassuring doubters that they are a punk
rock band, dammit. We expected them to look lost on Metro's relatively voluminous stage, but they took it over.
After closing with "Things Just Getting Good", the band
returns for a fierce two-song encore that raises their
energy level exponentially. VonBohlen even climbed up on Didier's
drum kit in at the end. Very rock and roll.
However subdued and polite these guys might seem to be, they
made it clear that they can dish out the rock as and when
required.
While they performed for less than 60 minutes, the Promise
Ring delivered one of the best sets we've heard in
ages...and for a band whose albums rarely crack the
35-minute mark, an hour is more than enough time to satisfy
the audience.
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This has been another literary triumph from George and Jason.
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