What's the worst "day job" you've ever had?
Steve: Selling christmas trees.
Aaron: Selling christmas trees.
How much time do you spend on the internet each week? What
do you do when you're on?
Steve: 20 to 30 hours. E-mail, downloading music and video, checking out
new music and audio equipment.
Aaron: 2-3 hours, mostly answering email.
Most people, whether they're willing to admit it or not,
have a uniform -- clothing they'll
default to when left to their own devices. What's your uniform?
Steve: Jeans, some free t-shirt, and sandals.
Aaron: Laid back Cali style.
PC or Mac (or Linux/etc.)? Why?
Steve: PC and Mac. Mac for writing music because the software is better,
and PC for everything else.
Aaron: Mac only. PCs frustrate me.
What is your definition of a "good person"?
Steve: Someone who respects other people and lifeforms, doesn't judge, and
treats others accordingly.
Aaron: Someone who exercises random acts of kindness without anybody
knowing they did it.
What is the dumbest fashion trend of the last hundred years?
Steve: The Mullet.
Aaron: The '80s.
What book (or books) that you read as a child has most influenced your
life
as an adult?
Steve: Shel Silverstein's Where the Sidewalk Ends. It was so wildly
creative and poetic. I never would have thought it at the time, but it permanently changed my
take on the world. Now I look at everything upside down and backwards and I think that has
helped me, especially in my line of work.
Aaron: I have not been influenced by reading.
What was the most important trend/cultural paradigm shift of the year 2000?
Steve: Remains to be seen. All the good stuff happened before the
millennium.
Aaron: The 7th seal opening in the Gaza strip.
Given the choice, would you rather stake your life on your
ability to quickly solve a complex mathematical equation, or attempt to
fight/escape from a large grizzly bear? Why?
Steve: Getting killed by a grizzly bear seems a more honorable than death by
mathematics.
Aaron: According to my calculations you should have asked another question.
What's your favorite video/computer game? Don't have one? How about
board
games?
Steve: James Bond N64.
Aaron: James Bond N64.
If you could elect to never, ever, ever have to kiss one particular
person now living, who would that person be?
Steve: Aaron.
Aaron: Bush & Dick.
What's your position on gun control?
Steve: Get rid of all of them. (except mine)
Aaron: They're not going away.
What album or albums in your music collection would you
have to replace immediately if they wore out, were stolen, etc.?
Steve: Herbie Hancock's Headhunters.
Aaron: KISS' Love Gun.
Do you use Napster (or any of its variants)? How often?
For what? If not, why not?
Steve: Yes, often, to find rare mixes or live bootleg material.
Aaron: NO, waste of my time.
You are able to get away with murder once, and only once.
Who, if anyone, do you kill?
Steve: Milosevich.
Aaron: Steve.
Paper or plastic? Why?
Steve: I bring my own sack.
Aaron: I use Steve's sack.
You're stuck at my house. It's your turn to cook. What meal do you cook
me?
Steve: Tuna melt with white albacore, avocado and sharp cheddar cheese,
baked potato. Fried bananas for dessert.
Aaron: Take out, anyone?
If you could make a rock 'n' roll porn movie, who
would be your two co-stars?
Steve: Lita Ford and the midget from Kid Rock.
Aaron: Britney Spears & Alice Cooper.
What's the most evil thing in the world?
Steve: Greed.
Aaron: Boy Bands.
You have the power to bring one famous dead person back to
life. Who's it gonna be?
Steve: Leonardo DaVinci.
Aaron: Bob Denver. (Not actually dead. Though his career is. - Ed.)
What was the last pet name used by you to refer to your
someone special? What was the last pet name your someone special used to
refer to you?
Steve: Mi Vida.
Aaron: Hey You.
Was Betsy Ross hot for George Washington?
Steve: Absolutely. With all that sewing, there must have been some pent
up sexual anxiety.
Aaron: When you come home from a hard day at work and your woman has a nice
bowl packed, you know it's love!
What "official version" of a historical event do you most
suspect to be a load of crap?
Steve: MLK's assasination.
Aaron: The Bush administration.
What is the "most wanted" item on your holiday wish list?
Steve: Red Rider BB gun.
Aaron: Neve digital mixing board!
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Aaron Carter. Steve Barry. Together, they're Cirrus, responsible for such electronic favorites as "Back on a Mission" and "Drop the Break". They may also fight crime. We can't be entirely sure.
-- George Zahora
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