IF YOU WERE OFFERED A 60-SECOND SPOT DURING PRIME-TIME TELEVISION TO SAY OR
PROMOTE ANYTHING YOU WANTED, HOW WOULD YOU USE THE TIME?
Jeff Dahl: Dead silence.
YOUR HOME IS BURNING DOWN.EVERYONE -- FAMILY, PETS, ETC. -- IS SAFELY OUT
OF IT. YOU HAVE TIME TO GO IN AND "SAVE" ONE ITEM.WHAT DO YOU GO AFTER?
Jeff Dahl: I'd save my Les Paul that used to belong to Ron Asheton of the Stooges.
IF YOU REALLY WANTED TO PISS OFF YOUR DENTIST, WHAT FOOD WOULD YOU EAT RIGHT
BEFORE HAVING YOUR TEETH CLEANED?
Jeff Dahl: Believe me, I would never, ever want to piss off my dentist.
WHICH WOULD BE MORE IMPORTANT TO YOU: FREE HEALTH-CARE FOR EVERYONE, OR A
FREE COLLEGE EDUCATION FOR EVERYONE?
Jeff Dahl: Free education. Who needs more healthy idiots?
OTHER THAN PLAYING MUSIC, WHAT OTHER SKILLS DO YOU HAVE THAT WOULD ENTERTAIN
A PAYING AUDIENCE?
Jeff Dahl: Rapier wit.
YOU ARE LOCKED IN A ROOM WITH A TICKING TIME BOMB. WITH 30 SECONDS LEFT,
YOU'VE GOT TO DECIDE WHETHER TO CUT THE RED WIRE, THE BLUE WIRE OR THE GREEN
WIRE. HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHICH WIRE TO CUT?
Jeff Dahl: Cut 'em all. More is always better.
IF YOU HAD TO EAT THE SAME THREE MEALS EVERY DAY FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE,
WHAT WOULD THEY BE?
Jeff Dahl: Pizza, chow mein & falafel.
IF YOU COULD REQUIRE A VENUE TO GIVE YOU ANY ONE ITEM, HOWEVER EXTRAVAGANT,
BESIDES THE USUAL WATER/SODA/BEER, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Jeff Dahl: A soundman who isn't deaf, dumb and stupid.
WHAT BAD HABIT DO YOU HAVE THAT WOULD BE MOST LIKELY TO CAUSE YOU TO LOSE A 9
TO 5 OFFICE JOB?
Jeff Dahl: Heroin.
YOU'VE JUST FALLEN OFF A 200-STOREY BUILDING. THE FALL WILL TAKE AT LEAST 15
SECONDS. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT ON THE WAY DOWN?
Jeff Dahl: Am I wearing clean underwear?
IF YOU COULD HAVE ONE "SUPER POWER" (HEAT VISION, FLIGHT, ETC.), WHAT SUPER
POWER WOULD YOU WANT?
Jeff Dahl: Invisibility. The possibilities boggle the mind...
IF YOUR FANS DECIDED TO SHOW THEIR APPRECIATION BY THROWING SOMETHING
"USEFUL" AT YOU WHILE YOU'RE PLAYING, WHAT WOULD YOU MOST WANT THEM TO THROW?
Jeff Dahl: Heroin.
IF, IN ADDITION TO YOUR CURRENT RESIDENCE, YOU COULD MAINTAIN ANOTHER HOME
ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD, WHERE WOULD IT BE?
Jeff Dahl: Morocco.
YOU'VE HEARD THE EXPRESSION "THEY COULDN'T PAY ME ENOUGH TO DO THAT JOB." FOR
YOU, WHAT IS "THAT JOB"?
Jeff Dahl: Anything to do with politics or organized religion.
WHICH WOULD YOU LEAST WANT POSTED ON THE INTERNET: NUDE PICTURES OF YOU, OR
YOUR CREDIT CARD NUMBER(S)? WHY?
Jeff Dahl: I got no credit cards and I don't care about nude photos.
SUDDENLY, YOUR DENTAL WORK HAS STARTED PICKING UP A RADIO STATION -- 24 HOURS
A DAY. WHAT SORT OF RADIO PROGRAMMING WILL DRIVE YOU MAD THE FASTEST?
Jeff Dahl: It's all bad, but probably talk radio would do me in fastest.
IF EVERYONE HAD TO WEAR A HAT AT ALL TIMES, WHAT KIND OF HAT WOULD YOU WEAR?
Jeff Dahl: A cowboy hat.
WHAT WORLD RECORD WOULD YOU MOST WANT TO SET?
Jeff Dahl: The quickdraw record. Fast like Jesse James!
WHAT ANIMAL SOCIAL TRAIT DO YOU MOST WISH HUMANS WOULD ACQUIRE?
Jeff Dahl: Intelligence.
WHAT PART OF YOUR BODY WOULD YOU LEAST MIND HAVING AMPUTATED?
Jeff Dahl: My dignity.
