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Discount's Bill Nesper tackles the Pointless Questions
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Bill Nesper


You can read Splendid's reviews of Discount's Crash Diagnostic, Love Billy and Half Fiction, or buy them at Insound.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BOARD GAME?

Bill Nesper: Trivial Pursuit, with Hungry, Hungry Hippos coming in a close second.

HAVE YOU EVER BOUGHT ANYTHING FROM A TELEMARKETER?

BN: Hell no.

DO YOU LIKE TO SHOP ONLINE? WHAT DO YOU BUY?

BN: Only when the shoe store doesn't have my size.

WHAT'S THE WORST JOB YOU'VE EVER HAD?

BN: Pest control company. Too many chemicals. I thought I was going to get cancer every day.

HAS MTV AIRPLAY BECOME A STIGMA?

BN: I didn't realize that MTV was still playing videos.

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?

BN: 1994 -last scene, Rudy.

IS STARBUCKS EVIL?

BN: Yes, but they make good coffee.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ANIMATED SERIES?

BN: The Simpsons is the best show on TV.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH KIDS TODAY, ANYWAY?

BN: Parents.

WHAT WAS THE SINGLE GREATEST INVENTION OF THE 20TH CENTURY?

BN: Indoor plumbing.

AND THE SINGLE WORST INVENTION OF THE 20TH CENTURY?

BN: Wal-Mart.

IS IT FREAKING HOT OR WHAT?

BN: Florida is always hot.

WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SEX AND LOVEMAKING?

BN: A phone call.

HAVE YOU EVER OWNED A PAIR OF PLAID PANTS?

BN: No, but the cast of Caddyshack looks great in them.

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Florida's Discount, who've been appearing in Splendid quite steadily since 1997, recently released their latest opus, Crash Diagnostic. Bill's the drummer. Yaaay Bill.

-- George Zahora



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