IF YOU WERE OFFERED A 60-SECOND SPOT DURING PRIME-TIME
TELEVISION TO
SAY OR PROMOTE ANYTHING YOU WANTED, HOW WOULD YOU USE THE TIME?
Dynomite D: I would run an add promoting people to get off their asses and do
something for themselves other then sitting there and staring at a fuckin'commercial box.
YOUR HOME IS BURNING DOWN. EVERYONE -- FAMILY, PETS, ETC. -- IS
SAFELY OUT OF IT. YOU HAVE TIME TO GO IN AND "SAVE" ONE ITEM. WHAT DO
YOU GO AFTER?
Dynomite D: My dats and masters.
IF YOU REALLY WANTED TO PISS OFF YOUR DENTIST, WHAT FOOD WOULD
YOU EAT RIGHT BEFORE HAVING YOUR TEETH CLEANED?
Dynomite D: Corn on the cob.
WHICH WOULD BE MORE IMPORTANT TO YOU: FREE HEALTH-CARE FOR
EVERYONE,
OR A FREE COLLEGE EDUCATION FOR EVERYONE?
Dynomite D: Health care, There's already millions of people with degrees not even using them. Some people have the self determination to learn and succeed without having to pay for an education. A degree is just society's way of measuring your knowledge.
OTHER THAN PLAYING MUSIC, WHAT OTHER SKILLS DO YOU HAVE THAT
WOULD ENTERTAIN A PAYING AUDIENCE?
Dynomite D: Motivational speaker!
YOU ARE LOCKED IN A ROOM WITH A TICKING TIME BOMB. WITH 30 SECONDS LEFT,
YOU'VE GOT TO DECIDE WHETHER TO CUT THE RED WIRE, THE BLUE WIRE OR
THE GREEN WIRE. HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHICH WIRE TO CUT?
Dynomite D: I'd have to see which one is connected to the detonator and then cut the appropriate wire.
IF YOU HAD TO EAT THE SAME THREE MEALS EVERY DAY FOR THE REST OF
YOUR LIFE,
WHAT WOULD THEY BE?
Dynomite D: Salad, bean burritos and vegetable rice medley.
IF YOU COULD REQUIRE A VENUE TO GIVE YOU ANY ONE ITEM, HOWEVER
EXTRAVAGANT, BESIDES THE USUAL WATER/SODA/BEER, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Dynomite D: A working monitor system.
WHAT BAD HABIT DO YOU HAVE THAT WOULD BE MOST LIKELY TO CAUSE
YOU TO LOSE A 9 TO 5 OFFICE JOB?
Dynomite D: I know how to run the show better then the boss.
YOU'VE JUST FALLEN OFF A 200-STOREY BUILDING. THE FALL WILL
TAKE AT LEAST 15
SECONDS. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT ON THE WAY DOWN?
Dynomite D: A place to land.
IF YOU COULD WALK INTO ANY PAINTING OR PHOTO AND ACTUALLY
EXPERIENCE THE
MOMENT IT DEPICTS, WHICH PAINTING/PHOTO WOULD YOU CHOOSE?
Dynomite D: Any Ansel Adams photo.
IF YOU COULD HAVE ONE "SUPER POWER" (HEAT VISION, FLIGHT, ETC.),
WHAT SUPER POWER WOULD YOU WANT?
Dynomite D: Flight.
IF YOUR FANS DECIDED TO SHOW THEIR APPRECIATION BY THROWING
SOMETHING "USEFUL"
AT YOU WHILE YOU'RE PLAYING, WHAT WOULD YOU MOST WANT THEM TO
THROW?
Dynomite D: Rare funk records.
IF, IN ADDITION TO YOUR CURRENT RESIDENCE, YOU COULD MAINTAIN
ANOTHER HOME
ANYWHERE
IN THE WORLD, WHERE WOULD IT BE?
Dynomite D: A remote island in the South Pacific.
YOU'VE HEARD THE EXPRESSION "THEY COULDN'T PAY ME ENOUGH TO DO
THAT JOB." FOR YOU, WHAT IS "THAT JOB"?
Dynomite D: Peep show mopper.
WHICH WOULD YOU LEAST WANT POSTED ON THE INTERNET: NUDE
PICTURES OF YOU,
OR YOUR
CREDIT CARD NUMBER(S)?
Dynomite D: Nude pictures. WHY? I'm shy.
SUDDENLY, YOUR DENTAL WORK HAS STARTED PICKING UP A RADIO
STATION -- 24
HOURS A DAY.
WHAT SORT OF RADIO PROGRAMMING WILL DRIVE YOU MAD THE FASTEST?
Dynomite D: POP!
IF EVERYONE HAD TO WEAR A HAT AT ALL TIMES, WHAT KIND OF HAT
WOULD YOU WEAR?
Dynomite D: A smokestack hat like Lincoln.
WHAT WORLD RECORD WOULD YOU MOST WANT TO SET?
Dynomite D: Fastest reader.
WHAT ANIMAL SOCIAL TRAIT DO YOU MOST WISH HUMANS WOULD ACQUIRE?
Dynomite D: Licking.
WHAT PART OF YOUR BODY WOULD YOU LEAST MIND HAVING AMPUTATED?
Dynomite D: A toe.
