What is your least favorite article of clothing, and why?
Linda Mandolyn: Underwear, too constricting, feels funny.
If you could remove 20cc's of fat from one part of your body and inject
it into another, where would the fat come from/go to?
Linda Mandolyn: My ass to my tits in a second!
What three essential accessories would be in your dream tour van/vehicle?
Linda Mandolyn: Killer stereo, a toliet where you can take a shit, shower!
Which is more frightening: a venue full of people who don't like your
music, or a room full of two-year-olds? Why?
Linda Mandolyn: Two year olds, they run around like midgets on acid!
What is the best venue you've ever played? What's the worst? Why?
Linda Mandolyn: Bottom of the Hill (in) San Francisco, they treat all the bands right!
What was the last thing you watched on television? How did you like it?
Linda Mandolyn: Sesame Street this morning. I tried to get my cat to watch it. She didn't like it but I liked it!
Describe your dream vacation.
Linda Mandolyn: Going to Barcelona and seeing all the Gaudi stuff and watching all the incredibly handsome Spaniards!
Does everyone need to own a computer? Why or why not?
Linda Mandolyn: Yes they should. Everyone should have email. It's the best way to keep in touch. Fuck the phone!
Who should be the leader of the free world?
Linda Mandolyn: Hank the drunken dwarf!
What was the best live rock show you ever saw?
Linda Mandolyn: Wire, Great American Music Hall, SF in 2000; they smoked and they're older guys!
Scientists have suggested that trainspotting (the hobby of obsessively
traveling rail lines,
watching trains, cataloguing engine numbers, etc.) is a form of
autism. What other so-called
"hobbies" might actually be deep-seated psychological disorders?
Linda Mandolyn: Oooh, OCD, Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, which I and my singer possess!
You're in an elevator with Mariah Carey, Marilyn Manson and George W.
Bush. The elevator
becomes trapped between floors. What happens next?
Linda Mandolyn: Marilyn sucks George's monkey dick and Mariah video tapes it, then she fucks MM up the ass with a dildo and everyone enjoys it!
What food item do you always eat, even though you shouldn't? And why
shouldn't you be
eating it?
Linda Mandolyn: Oh god, the dreaded potato. I love it -- it is my fave food of all (and bread and cheese, thank you Germany!), but the stuff is filled with starch and gathers in my tummy and butt. Oh well!
Your favorite broken-up band is going to reunite for one show only at the
venue of your
choice (yes, we know this is implausible. Who cares?). Who's the band,
and what's the
venue?
Linda Mandolyn: The Beatles, of course; bring back John Lennon and they play the Warfield or something like that. Maybe the Filmore!
Is the Internet destroying the English language?
Linda Mandolyn: No.
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Fabulous Disaster, San Francisco's own bad-ass all girl band, could not only wipe the floor with The Donnas, but clean the Lunachicks' respective clocks while they were at it. And let's not even get started on what they could do to the Pandoras or the Go-Gos.
-- George Zahora
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