Freaky Flow, boys and girls. Freaky Flow. We thought we'd reviewed Freaky Flow's mixed disc, but it turns out we hadn't. Still, you can visit his page at Moonshine Records or tempt fate by blindly buying Freaky Flow stuff at Insound.

What is your least favorite article of clothing, and why?

Freaky Flow: I don't really like my Speedo. I was forced to wear it in high school when I played on the waterpolo team. Otherwise, the opposing team would try to rip off your swimsuit. I have no use for it now, though. I should probably throw it away.

What's so funny about peace, love and understanding?

Freaky Flow: What's really funny is that if you take the "pe" from peace, the "e" from love, and the "ing" from understanding, then you've got the word "peeing". Ha ha ha! Peeing.

If you could remove 20cc's of fat from one part of your body and inject it into another, where would the fat come from/go to?

Freaky Flow: Let's see... First, I'd remove 10cc's of fat from my left arm and inject it into my right leg. Then I'd take 10cc's of fat from my right leg and inject it into my left arm! Oh, wait...

What three essential accessories would be in your dream tour van/vehicle?

Freaky Flow: 1) "Pe"ace; 2) Lov"e"; 3) Understand"ing". ("Peeing"! Ha ha ha ha...)

Which is more frightening: a venue full of people who don't like your music, or a room full of two-year-olds? Why?

Freaky Flow: Do the two-year-olds have pacifiers? If so, then the two-year-olds are scarier. If not, then the people who don't like my music are scarier. I believe that this answer is self-explanatory.

Name three activities that would be more interesting/entertaining/enjoyable with the addition of monkeys.

Freaky Flow: 1) Broken Telephone: you'd whisper something to a monkey, and when the monkey whispers it to the next person, it would sound all screwy! 2) Dictatorship: imagine if monkeys were in control, and humans were their slaves! What an idea! Hey, they should make a movie about this, starring either Charlton Heston or Mark Wahlberg. 3) Monkeying Around: honestly, how can you tell a monkey to stop?

What was the last thing you watched on television? How did you like it?

Freaky Flow: Teletubbies. Decadent: both challenging and rewarding.

Describe your dream vacation.

Freaky Flow: Picture a tropical island covered in fine, white sand, surrounded by clear blue water, palm trees scattered throughout. Now picture a 50-foot walrus right in the middle of that island! Need I say more?

Does everyone need to own a computer? Why or why not?

Freaky Flow: Yes. Unless you're a stupidface. Stupidfaces should not be allowed to own computers. Their faces are way too stupid.

What activities (or whatever) are currently illegal, but in your opinion shouldn't be? What activities *are* legal, but should be outlawed?

Freaky Flow: Illegal but should be legal: parking in the handicapped spots. Afterall, we're all a little handicapped, right? Legal but should be illegal: Me driving! Wooooeeeeeeey! Look out pedestrians, here I come!

Who should be the leader of the free world?

Freaky Flow: I believe I already answered this question above: Monkeys! Sheesh!

You have an eight-hour trip to your next gig. You're not driving, and you're not sleepy. You have the option of reading a book, listening to an album, watching a movie or playing a video game. Which do you choose? And what is the book/album/movie/game in question?

Freaky Flow: I guess I'd either drive or go to sleep. What? Is something wrong with my answer?

You're in an elevator with Mariah Carey, Marilyn Manson and George W. Bush. The elevator becomes trapped between floors. What happens next?

Freaky Flow: George Dubya puts us all in the electric chair one by one. This would happen even if we weren't in the elevator, though.

You've been given the opportunity to play -- all expenses paid -- in a foreign country that bands don't normally get to visit. You get to pick the country. Where do you go?

Freaky Flow: I want to play in the Australian Outback, and vote Jerri off the island.

Is the Internet destroying the English language?

Freaky Flow: I think it's the other way around. Inter-bah who gah me lim bkeefor acha hoogietah. See! I'm on the internet right now! And look what's happening already! There's no escap -- merakaba zeekee hee.

Several US states have adopted "three strikes and you're out" laws, which basically means that after you're found guilty of three felonies, you're imprisoned for life. How do you feel about that? Is it effective lawmaking, or needlessly harsh?

Freaky Flow: Hey, if it works in baseball, then I'll accept it in real life too. Kinda like "four balls and you walk" -- this too is effective: if you have four balls, you should definitely walk to the nearest hospital to have two of them removed, you damn freak!

We'll let Moonshine's website do the talking here: "Freaky Flow hails from the great Canadian city of Toronto, via a short stint in his birth town on Philadelphia, PA. Flow was mesmerized by the sounds and feel of Soul Jazz, Garage House and Hip Hop at the tender age of 11. Shortly thereafter, he was able to save enough allowance money to buy himself a very low-budget set of turntables. Along with his friend and partner, D-Wreck, Flow learned the basics – scratching, cutting, and mixing – exactly in that order. What began as a simple childhood hobby quickly blossomed into a full-fledged love affair with the music and a subsequent career that continues to mature."