YOU'VE BEEN GIVEN A CHANCE TO TRAVEL IN TIME TO THE YEAR 2025 TO SEE HOW THE WORLD WILL HAVE CHANGED. WHAT ARE YOU MOST CURIOUS ABOUT?
Del: What my girlfriend will look like 25 years from now.
Rik: Looking back to see if my life was a success. And how the environment
held up.
Tommy: Transportation.
John: The style of women's pubic hair.
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANYTHING IN THE WORLD COMPLETELY TO
YOURSELF FOR ONE DAY -- AND OBJECT OR PLACE -- WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Rik: My apartment.
Del: A lightning ball.
Tommy: Area 51.
John: The Concorde.
IF A MOVIE WAS MADE ABOUT YOUR LIFE, WHERE WOULD IT BE
SHELVED IN THE VIDEO STORE?
Rik: Horror.
Del: Action/Adventure.
John: Travel.
Tommy: Cult Classic.
YOU'RE GUEST-HOSTING A NIGHT-TIME TALK SHOW FOR ONE NIGHT
ONLY. WHO WOULD BE YOUR IDEAL GUESTS?
Rik: Howard Stern, Marilyn Manson, Keith Richards.
Tommy: JonBenet Ramsey, Charles Manson, Liz Hurley.
Del: Bruce Willis, Axl Rose.
John: Jim Jarmusch, Keith Moon, Marilyn Chambers.
IF YOU JOINED THE CIRCUS, WHAT WOULD YOU DO THERE?
Rik: Ring leader.
Del: Juggle Fire.
Tommy & John: Acrobat.
WHAT PERSON -- FAMOUS OR NOT -- CAN YOU IMITATE BEST?
Del: Bill Paxton.
Rik, Tommy & John: Seinfeld.
IF YOU HAD TO EITHER WALK OR RUN TEN MILES EVERY DAY, WHERE
WOULD YOU WANT TO DO IT?
Rik: Golden Gate Park, San Francisco.
Tommy: On the beach.
Del & John: Pacific Beach, San Diego.
WHAT'S THE BEST SONG EVER WRITTEN?
Rik: "Before They Make Me Run" (Rolling Stones).
Del: "Sweet Child o' Mine" (GnR).
Tommy: "Problem Child" (AC/DC).
John: Definitely not "Californication".
YOU'VE BEEN GIVEN A POTION THAT ALLOWS YOU TO BECOME
INVISIBLE FOR EXACTLY ONE HOUR. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO FOR THAT HOUR?
Rik: Steal all the money I can.
Tommy: Walk the grounds of the Playboy Mansion.
John: Hang out in the dressing room at the Elite Modeling Agency.
YOU'VE JUST WRITTEN YOUR AUTOBIOGRAPHY. WHAT'S IT CALLED?
Rik: One Man's Triumphant Rise to the Top.
Del: The Many Faces of Del Cheetah.
Tommy: Tastes Great.
John: Swimming with Sharks.
WHAT'S THE LONGEST YOU'VE EVER STOOD IN LINE? WHY'D YOU DO
IT?
Rik: All day to meet Gene Simmons at a record store.
Tommy: Superman rollercoaster at Bear Mountain.
John: Camping out for Stones tickets back in high school.
Del: 35 minutes at McDonalds to get Tommy a Filet o' Fish.
IF YOU COULD HAVE 100 POUNDS OF ANYTHING (OTHER THAN MONEY),
WHAT WOULD YOU WANT?
Rik: Weed.
Tommy: Mercury.
Del: Frosted Mini-Wheats.
John: Kind Bud.
WHAT THOUGHT OR SENTIMENT WOULD YOU LIKE TO PUT INTO ONE
MILLION FORTUNE COOKIES?
Rik: The end is near.
Tommy: You don't have a chance.
Del: Variety is the spice of life.
John: The Scouts will set you free.
MICROSOFT OFFERS YOU $5 MILLION (US) TO USE ONE OF YOUR
SONGS IN ALL WINDOWS MILLENNIUM ADVERTISING. DO YOU TAKE THE MONEY?
WHAT DO YOU DO WITH IT?
All: Yes!!!!!
Tommy & Del: Retire.
Rik: Greatly improve my lifestyle and the lifestyles of those around me.
John: Buy a hundred pounds of kind bud.
WHAT ARTICLE OF CLOTHING SHOULD NEVER BE MADE OUT OF
LEATHER, AND WHY?
All: Socks. It's self-explanatory.
IF YOU COULD DO ONLY ONE JOB, 8 HOURS A DAY, 5 DAYS A WEEK
FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, WHAT WOULD YOU WANT THAT JOB TO BE?
Rik: Rockstar.
Del: Pimpin' Ho's.
John: Play drums.
Tommy: Rocker.
WHAT IS THE MOST THOUGHTFUL THING A VENUE HAS EVER DONE FOR
YOU?
All: Free drinks. Sometimes food.
John: Fresh underwear and socks.
WHAT IS THE WORST WAY TO DIE?
Del: Old age.
Rik: Ebola Virus.
Tommy: Eaten Alive.
John: Castrated, then thrown in the ocean to be devoured by sharks.
IF YOU COULD BE THE SPOKESPERSON FOR ANY PRODUCT ON THE
MARKET, WHAT PRODUCT WOULD YOU CHOOSE TO REPRESENT?
Rik: Uptime Energy Pills.
Tommy: Smith & Wesson.
Del: Carvin Guitars.
John: Rusty Surfboards.
IF YOU HAD TO JOIN THE CAST OF ONE OF THE CURRENT CROP OF
REALITY TV SHOWS, WHICH ONE WOULD YOU CHOOSE?
Rik: American High.
Tommy: Survivor.
Del: Ally McBeal.
John: Survivor. And then change the name to "Moderately Uncomfortable".
