IF YOU HAD TO EAT THE SAME THREE MEALS EVERY DAY FOR THE REST OF
YOUR LIFE, WHAT WOULD THEY BE?
John Lee: Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner.
IF YOU COULD REQUIRE A VENUE TO GIVE YOU ANY ONE ITEM, HOWEVER
EXTRAVAGANT,
BESIDES THE USUAL WATER/SODA/BEER, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
John Lee: A live eagle.
WHAT BAD HABIT DO YOU HAVE THAT WOULD BE MOST LIKELY TO CAUSE
YOU TO LOSE
A 9 TO 5 OFFICE JOB?
John Lee: Muckafurgason.
IF YOU COULD WALK INTO ANY PAINTING OR PHOTO AND ACTUALLY
EXPERIENCE THE
MOMENT IT DEPICTS, WHICH PAINTING/PHOTO WOULD YOU CHOOSE?
John Lee: Yves Klien's blue paintings.
IF YOU REALLY WANTED TO PISS OFF YOUR DENTIST, WHAT FOOD WOULD
YOU
EAT RIGHT BEFORE HAVING YOUR TEETH CLEANED?
John Lee: Glue.
YOU ARE LOCKED IN A ROOM WITH A TICKING TIME BOMB. WITH 30
SECONDS LEFT,
YOU'VE GOT TO DECIDE WHETHER TO CUT THE RED WIRE, THE BLUE WIRE
OR
THE GREEN WIRE. HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHICH WIRE TO CUT?
John Lee: Whichever one would stop the bomb from exploding.
YOU'VE JUST FALLEN OFF A 200-STOREY BUILDING. THE FALL WILL
TAKE AT LEAST 15
SECONDS. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT ON THE WAY DOWN?
John Lee: Lenny Bruce.
IF YOU COULD HAVE ONE "SUPER POWER" (HEAT VISION, FLIGHT, ETC.),
WHAT SUPER
POWER
WOULD YOU WANT?
John Lee: Ultra-foot (thank you Chris).
IF YOUR FANS DECIDED TO SHOW THEIR APPRECIATION BY THROWING
SOMETHING "USEFUL"
AT YOU WHILE YOU'RE PLAYING, WHAT WOULD YOU MOST WANT THEM TO
THROW?
John Lee: Anything in the knife family.
YOU'VE HEARD THE EXPRESSION "THEY COULDN'T PAY ME ENOUGH TO DO
THAT JOB."
FOR YOU,
WHAT IS "THAT JOB"?
John Lee: Any job.
SUDDENLY, YOUR DENTAL WORK HAS STARTED PICKING UP A RADIO
STATION -- 24
HOURS A DAY.
WHAT SORT OF RADIO PROGRAMMING WILL DRIVE YOU MAD THE FASTEST?
John Lee: One that played Muckafurgason 24 hours a day.
