WHAT IS THE MOST EMBARRASSING THING YOU'VE EVER DONE IN A FAST FOOD RESTAURANT?
Kim Shattuck: The most embarrassing thing I've ever done in a fast food restaurant was I actually ate their food. Yuck!
IF YOU COULD ELECT A MUSICIAN AS PRESIDENT OF THE U.S., WHO WOULD YOU CHOOSE?
KS: Oh god, they're all so dumb. OK, for the good public relations, butt
kissy aspect I'll have to vote for Paul McCartney.
HAVE YOU EVER SHOPLIFTED? WHAT DID YOU TAKE AND WHY?
KS: Me and my friend took these plastic rain bonnets from a Woolworths just
to say we did. I don't steal normally.
NAME A BOOK THAT MADE YOU CRY, AND TELL US WHY.
KS: A biography about Billie Holiday made me cry.
WHICH IS MORE EXCITING WITH A MEMBER OF WHICHEVER SEX YOU "GO FOR": A CLOSE GAME OF TWISTER OR AN INTENSE GAME OF SCRABBLE?
KS: Well if the person is a big dummy, then playing Scrabble with them would
be a huge turnoff, so with dummies I'd say Twister, with a braino I'd
say Scrabble.
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE FORM OF EXERCISE?
KS: Swimming.
WHAT DID YOU DO FOR THE MILLENNIUM?
KS: Me, my mom, my sister and my sister's boyfriend were at my mom's house trying on funny hats and taking our picture.
NAME THREE SITUATIONS THAT WOULD BE MUCH FUNNIER WITH THE ADDITION OF MONKEYS.
KS: Opera.
WHAT IS THE MOST FASCINATING SMELL?
KS: A natural, faint smell of Vanilla.
WHERE WOULD YOU RATHER PLAY: A CLUB THAT GIVES YOU LOTS OF GREAT FREE FOOD BUT HAS HORRIBLE BATHROOMS, OR A CLUB THAT DOESN'T FEED YOU BUT HAS HOT SHOWERS AND BIG FLUFFY TOWELS?
KS: Most of them are the first one, but I'd rather have great backstage
bathrooms period!
ARE YOU COMFORTABLE SHOPPING ONLINE? IF SO, WHAT DO YOU BUY?
KS: Books from Amazon.com.
WHAT WAS THE WORST INVENTION OF THE 20TH CENTURY?
KS: Scented underarm deodorant.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH KIDS TODAY ANYWAY?
KS: The same thing that was wrong with them yesterday.
IS A FEMALE PRESIDENT THE ANSWER TO AMERICA'S PROBLEMS?
KS: It depends on the female.
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT CELLULAR PHONES? LIKE THEM? HATE THEM? GRUDGINGLY APPRECIATE THEM? WHAT? WHAT, DAMMIT?!
KS: They're very handy so I like them. I just hate when people have them
turned on at restaurants and movies.
TELL US ABOUT YOUR PETS. IF YOU HAVE NO PETS, MAKE ONE UP.
KS: 2 cats -- Gracie and Ruby.
NAME AN OBJECT YOU OWN THAT HAS LITTLE MONETARY VALUE, BUT THAT YOU WOULDN'T SELL FOR A MILLION DOLLARS.
KS: My cats.
WHAT'S HARDER: PLAYING SOLO FOR AN AUDIENCE OF 1000 FOR AN HOUR, OR GIVING A 30-MINUTE SPEECH TO THE SAME AUDIENCE?
KS: Well I'm not used to giving speeches so I guess that. But nothing in
front of a receptive, warm audience is hard.
IF YOU HAD TO BE TRAPPED IN A TV SHOW FOR A MONTH, WHAT SHOW WOULD YOU CHOOSE? AND WHY?
KS: Friends -- Because they are all a bunch of smart asses and they have huge
apartments in New York, which can never happen in real life with the
piddly jobs they have on the show.
WHAT KIND OF PERSON WEARS THONG UNDERWEAR?
KS: The kind of person who wears form fitting clothing.
IF YOU HAD TO GIVE UP ONE SENSE (SIGHT/SMELL/TOUCH/TASTE/HEARING), WHICH ONE COULD YOU MOST READILY DO WITHOUT?
KS: Smell. I hate the way most things smell anyway.
WHAT IS THE FUNNIEST LOOKING ANIMAL?
KS: The human.
NAME A COMMERCIAL JINGLE THAT, FOR YOU, WAS CATCHIER THAN MOST POP SONGS.
KS: That would have to be the jingle from those Fruitopia commercials.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
KS: The day when everything goes right.
IF YOU KNEW THAT BY NEVER LISTENING TO LOUD MUSIC AGAIN YOU'D ADD TEN YEARS TO YOUR LIFE, WOULD YOU DO IT?
KS: Yes, I would only listen to Jazz. Oh wait, that's all I ever listen to anyway.
