Matt Werth: Badger.

WHAT'S THE BEST MOVIE YOU'VE SEEN THIS YEAR?

MW: Weird Science. I fuckin' love Brad Pitt's role.

IF YOU WERE OFFERED THE OPPORTUNITY TO RIDE ALONG ON THE SPACE SHUTTLE, WOULD YOU GO?

MW: No. I don't believe in this thing called "space."

NAME A MAGAZINE THAT YOU'D NEVER, EVER BUY, BUT THAT YOU'LL ALWAYS READ IF YOU FIND A COPY LYING AROUND.

MW: Sports Illustrated.

IF YOU CAME ON STAGE ONE EVENING AND NOBODY IN THE AUDIENCE HAD ANY TROUSERS ON, WHAT WOULD YOU DO?

MW: Make bean burritos for their consumption.

HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT YOUR PRESENT RECORD LABEL? DO THEY KEEP YOU HAPPY?

MW: Our drug intake has increased 43% from signing advances. Yes, they are doing a fine job.

WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE RECORD SHOP?

MW: Camelot Music's tape section.

IF YOU COULD ERADICATE ONE SLANG TERM OR IRRITATING CATCH PHRASE FROM THE WORLD'S VOCABULARY, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

MW: "Football Face"

WHICH WOULD YOU RATHER BE ABLE TO DO: BREATHE UNDERWATER INDEFINITELY, OR FLY? WHY?

MW: Breathe underwater. Than I could become king of the freshwater bass, little bastards.

HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION?

MW: Rather uncomfortable.

NAME A COUNTRY YOU'D LOVE TO VISIT, BUT COULD NEVER LIVE IN. NOW TELL US WHY.

MW: I'd like to visit Florida, man. I heard that country was cool. I'd never live there because I could never adapt to a second language.

GIVEN THE WIDE RANGE OF CURRENCY VALUATIONS AMONG MEMBERS OF THE EUROPEAN ECONOMIC COMMUNITY, CAN THE EURO EVER BE TRULY VIABLE?

MW: Do they sing that song "Final Countdown"? That shit rocks. Yeah, I bet the vinyl is pretty valuable.

Matt Werth runs File-13 Records and puts out some damn fine music. When he's not doing that, he's playing in his band Aspera Ad Astra. When he's not doing that, he's busy thinking up thoroughly serious answers to our Pointless Questions.