IF A MOVIE WAS MADE ABOUT YOUR LIFE, WHERE WOULD IT BE
SHELVED IN THE VIDEO STORE?
Dave Morgan: Cult section.
WHAT'S THE BEST SONG EVER WRITTEN?
Dave Morgan: "God Only Knows" by The Beach Boys.
MICROSOFT OFFERS YOU $5 MILLION (US) TO USE ONE OF YOUR SONGS
IN ALL WINDOWS MILLENNIUM ADVERTISING. DO YOU TAKE THE MONEY?
WHAT DO YOU DO WITH IT?
Dave Morgan: I take the money and never have to work behind a desk (or counter) again.
WHAT IS THE MOST THOUGHTFUL THING A VENUE HAS EVER DONE FOR
YOU?
Dave Morgan: Opened their fridge full of sodas to us and made us blueberry pancakes the
next morning.
WHAT IS THE WORST WAY TO DIE?
Dave Morgan: Being burned at the stake.
YOU'VE BEEN GIVEN A CHANCE TO TRAVEL IN TIME TO THE YEAR 2025
TO SEE HOW THE WORLD WILL HAVE CHANGED. WHAT ARE YOU THE
MOST CURIOUS ABOUT?
Dave Morgan: Is "The Simpsons" still on?
YOU'RE GUEST-HOSTING A NIGHT-TIME TALK SHOW FOR ONE NIGHT
ONLY. WHO WOULD BE YOUR IDEAL GUESTS?
Dave Morgan: Wayne Coyne, Ben Stein and New Order.
IF YOU HAD TO EITHER WALK OR RUN TEN MILES EVERY DAY, WHERE
WOULD YOU WANT TO DO IT?
Dave Morgan: Downhill.
IF YOU COULD BE THE SPOKESPERSON FOR ANY PRODUCT ON THE
MARKET, WHAT PRODUCT WOULD YOU CHOOSE TO REPRESENT?
Dave Morgan: Dr Pepper.
IF YOU JOINED THE CIRCUS, WHAT WOULD YOU DO THERE?
Dave Morgan: Set free the bears.
WHAT'S THE LONGEST YOU'VE EVER STOOD IN LINE? WHY'D YOU DO IT?
Dave Morgan: One and a half hours to try to get into the Spin Magazine SXSW party. I've yet to
quite figure out why. We were drunk and it was the principle of the thing. We eventually got
in and I managed to liberate a large bottle of Jim Beam from the bar so I guess all's
well that ends well.
IF YOU HAD TO JOIN THE CAST OF ONE OF THE CURRENT CROP OF
REALITY TV SHOWS, WHICH ONE WOULD YOU CHOOSE?
Dave Morgan: Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
