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What band did you listen to most during the eighties? Do you still like them?

Edgars Legzdins: New Order -- of course.

What is your worst memory of elementary school? Of high school?

Edgars Legzdins: I pissed in my pants in first and third grade. High School -- missing my yearbook picture day.

You're about to -- ahem -- get lucky. What album is playing in the background? Why'd you choose it?

Edgars Legzdins: Something of Wilco's. It's soothing to listen to and helps me go to sleep.

What was the first thing you ever shoplifted? Why did you take it?

Edgars Legzdins: A mannequin. It was hot.

If you could beat up anyone in the world and get away without the usual annoying real-world consequences -- jail time, lawsuits, bad press, etc. --who would it be, and why?

Edgars Legzdins: Myself, no-one else will.

What's the biggest risk you've ever taken? Why did you take it?

Edgars Legzdins: Stealing a mannequin. It was hot.

It's better to regret something you have done than it is to regret something you haven't done. What do you regret doing (other than agreeing to answer these questions)? Why did you do it?

Edgars Legzdins: I regret buying these maroon shorts at Marshall's. What the hell am I going to do with maroon shorts? They were $11.99 so I got sucked into a good buy.

Did you go to your high school prom? If so, who did you go with?

Edgars Legzdins: No, but this angel opened the door for me once. My girlfriend at the time was dating some college kid, so I'm sure she went with him.

What movie would you recommend to absolutely anyone? Why?

Edgars Legzdins: Meet the Parents. DeNiro and Stiller -- f'n hilarious.

For reasons we won't bother going into right now, you're going to be locked in the back of a truck for a sixteen hour drive between gigs. If you could have any musician, past or present, back there to keep you company, who would it be?

Edgars Legzdins: Madonna -- yum.

You're on your way to a show, and all of a sudden you find yourself in the middle of a huge four-way battle between pirates, ninjas, robots and intelligent apes from the future. Your only hope of getting to your gig is to pick a side. Who do you join, and why?

Edgars Legzdins: The pirates, cause they've got whiskey. Though I don't drink anymore, it would still be cool to hang out with drunk pirates. I miss pirates.

If you could sponsor any beverage -- appear in their ads, receive a lifetime supply and never be seen drinking a competing product -- what beverage would it be?

Edgars Legzdins: Water needs more exposure. There's so much shit out there these days -- cherry this, grape that. You can't beat water. Plus it goes with everything. Plus what beverage has multiple uses? The cross marketing with water is limitless. "Use this beverage to make stuff grow." You can't make shit grow with Coke or Pepsi.

Why are frogs amusing?

Edgars Legzdins: Cause they haven't seen the ocean.

You've traveled back in time and met yourself, age sixteen. What do you think?

Edgars Legzdins: Twins?

The US government is considering far more aggressive regulation of leather pants. Under the new rules, who should or shouldn't be allowed to wear them?

Edgars Legzdins: Ban them completely.

What food item could you eat every day for the rest of your life without getting bored of it? What's so good about it?

Edgars Legzdins: Pizza -- it tastes good.

Will the next Star Wars movie suck? Why or why not?

Edgars Legzdins: Yeah, the dude who makes them has lost his soul with all this computerized mumbo jumbo. Nothing looks real, it all looks like a cartoon. What happened to filming real trolls in some swamp in Louisiana?

How many roads must a man walk down before they call him a man?

Edgars Legzdins: One -- the straight one.

Everyone's replacing their least-favorite body parts with cybernetic ones. Which part(s) of your body would you replace?

Edgars Legzdins: My eyes. I wear glasses and I'm sick of always looking for them.

What topics or statements would inspire you to call in to a talk radio program?

Edgars Legzdins: Anyone slamming Sammy Sosa. Sosa is a fine human and fine ballplayer. An inspiration to kids all over the world.

What album(s) should everyone be given on their eighteenth birthday?

Edgars Legzdins: The Cars' Greatest Hits.

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From Plane's site:
Edgars Legzdins and Ed Anderson, former members of Forty Piece Choir, have teamed up to collaborate in a band called Plane. Plane boasts an exciting mixture of up-tempo, new wave and raw indie-rock sensibilities. Influenced by bands like the Pixies, New Order and Pavement, Plane creates a catchy sound that challenges the listener with cutting lyrics and infectious hooks.

-- George Zahora


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