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Rose Polenzani takes a few Pointless Questions
(Editor's Note: This week begins a new round of Pointless Questions. Rose's replies are the last of the old batch.)
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Rose Polenzani in action


Why not find out more about Rose at the Daemon Records site, read Splendid's review of Anybody or just buy it at Insound?

IF YOU COULD ELECT A MUSICIAN AS PRESIDENT OF THE U.S. (OR LEADER OF YOUR HOME COUNTRY), WHO WOULD YOU CHOOSE?

Rose Polenzani: That's funny because I swear to god I've been saying over and over to myself, (Indigo Girl/Daemon Records honcho) AMY RAY FOR PRESIDENT.

WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE FORM OF EXERCISE?

Rose Polenzani: Running.

IF YOU COULD ISSUE ONE ALBUM OR ONE BOOK TO EVERYONE IN THE WORLD ON THEIR THIRTEENTH BIRTHDAY, WHAT WOULD THE ALBUM/BOOK BE?

Rose Polenzani: Momo by Michael Ende. That book is a way of life.

WHERE WOULD YOU RATHER PLAY: A CLUB THAT GIVES YOU LOTS OF GREAT FREE FOOD BUT HAS HORRIBLE BATHROOMS, OR A CLUB THAT DOESN'T FEED YOU BUT HAS HOT SHOWERS AND BIG FLUFFY TOWELS?

Rose Polenzani: I'd rather have great food. I don't like to play with wet hair. I don't like to nap or shower during the day. It makes me feel disoriented.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH KIDS TODAY ANYWAY?

Rose Polenzani: Too much input. Too much trust in pop culture, no sense of positive community.

IS A FEMALE PRESIDENT THE ANSWER TO AMERICA'S PROBLEMS?

Rose Polenzani: Who are you kidding? What if she was an idiot!?

TELL US ABOUT YOUR PETS. IF YOU HAVE NO PETS, MAKE ONE UP.

Rose Polenzani: I have cat named Arthur, although she is a girl. I named her after three things: 1) the man who gave her to me was named Arthur; 2) I lived on Arthur street at the time; 3) I think Art Garfunkel is super sexy, and wanted her to inherit some of his timid eroticism.

WHAT'S HARDER: PLAYING SOLO FOR AN AUDIENCE OF 1000 FOR AN HOUR, OR GIVING A 30-MINUTE SPEECH TO THE SAME AUDIENCE

Rose Polenzani: A speech any day. I don't have much to say that I couldn't talk myself out of in a half hour.

NAME A COMMERCIAL JINGLE THAT, FOR YOU, WAS CATCHIER THAN MOST POP SONGS.

Rose Polenzani: I like the Sprite in you.

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Rose Polenzani is currently touring with Kristin Hersh and Vic Chestnut. Also, for those of you in the Chicago area, we have it on good authority that she's related to the Empire Carpet guy.

-- George Zahora



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