Seņor Coconut: If they finally cloned humans and what was the result (social and physiological).

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANYTHING IN THE WORLD COMPLETELY TO YOURSELF FOR ONE DAY -- AND OBJECT OR PLACE -- WHAT WOULD IT BE?

Seņor Coconut: The Castle of Versailles.

IF A MOVIE WAS MADE ABOUT YOUR LIFE, WHERE WOULD IT BE SHELVED IN THE VIDEO STORE?

Seņor Coconut: Under "historical moments" :)

YOU'RE GUEST-HOSTING A NIGHT-TIME TALK SHOW FOR ONE NIGHT ONLY. WHO WOULD BE YOUR IDEAL GUESTS?

Seņor Coconut: Klaus Kinski.

IF YOU JOINED THE CIRCUS, WHAT WOULD YOU DO THERE?

Seņor Coconut: Burn it. I hate the circus.

WHAT PERSON -- FAMOUS OR NOT -- CAN YOU IMITATE BEST?

Seņor Coconut: Barney the dinosaur.

IF YOU HAD TO EITHER WALK OR RUN TEN MILES EVERY DAY, WHERE WOULD YOU WANT TO DO IT?

Seņor Coconut: No way...ten miles...

WHAT'S THE BEST SONG EVER WRITTEN?

Seņor Coconut: "Something" by the Beatles.

YOU'VE BEEN GIVEN A POTION THAT ALLOWS YOU TO BECOME INVISIBLE FOR EXACTLY ONE HOUR. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO FOR THAT HOUR?

Seņor Coconut: Enter my neighbors' house and find out if they really kill people there.

YOU'VE JUST WRITTEN YOUR AUTOBIOGRAPHY. WHAT'S IT CALLED?

Seņor Coconut: "The best book of the millenium".

IF YOU COULD HAVE 100 POUNDS OF ANYTHING (OTHER THAN MONEY), WHAT WOULD YOU WANT?

Seņor Coconut: Helium, uncompressed.

MICROSOFT OFFERS YOU $5 MILLION (US) TO USE ONE OF YOUR SONGS IN ALL WINDOWS MILLENNIUM ADVERTISING. DO YOU TAKE THE MONEY? WHAT DO YOU DO WITH IT?

Seņor Coconut: I would take it, and spend it in a new set of Macs.

WHAT ARTICLE OF CLOTHING SHOULD NEVER BE MADE OUT OF LEATHER, AND WHY?

Seņor Coconut: Underwear, because it hurts and is cold on the skin.

WHAT IS THE MOST THOUGHTFUL THING A VENUE HAS EVER DONE FOR YOU?

Seņor Coconut: Getting fresh strawberries for me in winter time in Sweden.

WHAT IS THE WORST WAY TO DIE?

Seņor Coconut: Suffering and alone.

IF YOU COULD BE THE SPOKESPERSON FOR ANY PRODUCT ON THE MARKET, WHAT PRODUCT WOULD YOU CHOOSE TO REPRESENT?

Seņor Coconut: Waterpowder.

Seņor Coconut is the alter ego of Uwe Schmidt -- artist, label head and international bon vivant. El Baile Alemán, his album of Latin-ized Kraftwerk covers, was released in July.