WHAT DID YOU DO FOR THE MILLENNIUM?
Stars: Drank a magnum of Moet and ate a ball of Opium in beautiful Montreal.
NAME THREE SITUATIONS THAT WOULD BE MUCH FUNNIER WITH THE ADDITION OF
MONKEYS.
Stars: 1. A Magnetic Fields gig; 2. A Magnetic Fields after-gig party; 3. Nuclear Winter
IF YOU COULD ELECT A MUSICIAN AS PRESIDENT OF THE U.S. (OR LEADER OF YOUR
HOME COUNTRY), WHO WOULD YOU CHOOSE?
Stars: Billy Bragg.
HAVE YOU EVER SHOPLIFTED? WHAT DID YOU TAKE AND WHY?
Stars: We took a three musketeers bar when we were five, and returned it ten minutes
later.
NAME A BOOK THAT MADE YOU CRY, AND TELL US WHY.
Stars: The Heart of The Matter by Graham Greene, 'cause it breaks hearts.
WHICH IS MORE EXCITING WITH A MEMBER OF WHICHEVER SEX YOU "GO FOR": A
CLOSE GAME OF TWISTER OR AN INTENSE GAME OF SCRABBLE?
Stars: We prefer skipping all that and getting down to tidy, painful sex.
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE FORM OF EXERCISE?
Stars: Tidy painful sex.
WHAT IS THE FUNNIEST LOOKING ANIMAL?
Stars: Oh, easily the human being.
IF YOU COULD HAVE THE "ORIGINAL" OF ANYTHING, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Stars: The original 3 minute pop song.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
Stars: Tomorrow.
IF YOU KNEW THAT BY NEVER LISTENING TO LOUD MUSIC AGAIN YOU'D ADD TEN
YEARS TO YOUR LIFE, WOULD YOU DO IT?
Stars: Yes, and then for the extra ten years we'd do nothing but listen to loud
music.
WHAT KIND OF PERSON WEARS THONG UNDERWEAR?
Stars: Our favourite kind.
IF YOU COULD ISSUE ONE ALBUM OR ONE BOOK TO EVERYONE IN THE WORLD ON THEIR
THIRTEENTH BIRTHDAY, WHAT WOULD THE ALBUM/BOOK BE?
Stars: (The Smiths') Hatful of Hollow.
ARE YOU COMFORTABLE SHOPPING ONLINE? IF SO, WHAT DO YOU BUY?
Stars: We're not comfortable anywhere.
WHAT WAS THE WORST INVENTION OF THE 20TH CENTURY?
Stars: The Internet.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH KIDS TODAY ANYWAY?
Stars: Not enough Smiths.
IS A FEMALE PRESIDENT THE ANSWER TO AMERICA'S PROBLEMS?
Stars: Well, a black female president, yes.
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT CELLULAR PHONES? LIKE THEM? HATE THEM? GRUDGINGLY
APPRECIATE THEM? WHAT? WHAT, DAMMIT?!
Stars: Two words: Brain Cancer.
TELL US ABOUT YOUR PETS. IF YOU HAVE NO PETS, MAKE ONE UP.
Stars: Our pets are our business.
NAME AN OBJECT YOU OWN THAT HAS LITTLE MONETARY VALUE, BUT THAT YOU
WOULDN'T SELL FOR A MILLION DOLLARS.
Stars: Our fountain pen.
WHAT'S HARDER: PLAYING SOLO FOR AN AUDIENCE OF 1000 FOR AN HOUR, OR GIVING
A 30-MINUTE SPEECH TO THE SAME AUDIENCE?
Stars: We tend to make things twice as hard and do both.
IF YOU HAD TO BE TRAPPED IN A TV SHOW FOR A MONTH, WHAT SHOW WOULD YOU
CHOOSE? AND WHY?
Stars: Well, Baywatch, for obvious reasons.
WHAT IS THE MOST FASCINATING SMELL?
Stars: Old ladies' perfume.
IF YOU HAD TO GIVE UP ONE SENSE (SIGHT/SMELL/TOUCH/TASTE/HEARING), WHICH
ONE COULD YOU MOST READILY DO WITHOUT?
Stars: We would give up our common sense.
WHAT IS THE MOST EMBARRASSING THING YOU'VE EVER DONE IN A FAST FOOD
RESTAURANT?
Stars: in a fit of weed induced paranoia, we dumped our stash under the salad bar.
WHERE WOULD YOU RATHER PLAY: A CLUB THAT GIVES YOU LOTS OF GREAT FREE
FOOD BUT HAS HORRIBLE BATHROOMS, OR A CLUB THAT DOESN'T FEED YOU BUT HAS
HOT SHOWERS AND BIG FLUFFY TOWELS?
Stars: We would like to play a club with beds on stage, and in the audience.
