What is your least favorite article of clothing, and why?
Frank Meyer: My underwear, because they cradle my nuts.
What's so funny about peace, love and understanding?
Frank Meyer: Nothing is funny about it. Violence is much funnier.
If you could remove 20cc's of fat from one part of your body and inject
it into another, where would the fat come from/go to?
Frank Meyer: I'd just inject the fat from my beer gut into a glass and drink it back in!
What three essential accessories would be in your dream tour
van/vehicle?
Frank Meyer: TV/VCR, music, built in bong.
Which is more frightening: a venue full of people who don't like your
music, or a room full of two-year-olds? Why?
Frank Meyer: Neither one is scary. We always play to rooms full of people that hate us so
that's that's no big deal, and most musicans act like two year olds, so playing
to little kids would be no different than rehearsal.
Name three activities that would be more
interesting/entertaining/enjoyable
with the addition of monkeys.
Frank Meyer: Everything is entertaining with the addition of monkeys. Everything...
What's the best venue you've ever played? What's the worst? Why?
Frank Meyer: Best: 15th Street Tavern in Denver because the people who work there are so
nice. Worst: Anywhere in the Carolinas (where we are right now).
What was the last thing you watched on television? How did you like it?
Frank Meyer: We only watch The Simpsons and love it.
Describe your dream vacation.
Frank Meyer: Hawaii on the beach with a mixed drink.
Does everyone need to own a computer? Why or why not?
Frank Meyer: Yes, because if you don't you're just missing the friggin' boat, man.
What activities (or whatever) are currently illegal, but in your
opinion
shouldn't be? What activities are legal, but should be outlawed?
Frank Meyer: Pot should be legal. Republicans should be illegal.
Who should be the leader of the free world?
Frank Meyer: Me.
You have an eight-hour trip to your next gig. You're not driving, and
you're
not sleepy. You have the option of reading a book, listening to an
album,
watching
a movie or playing a video game. Which do you choose? And what is the
book/album/movie/game
in question?
Frank Meyer: I always listen to music. We usually throw on AC/DC, B
Movie Rats, old Van Halen, Ramones, some soul, Miles...
What was the best live rock show you ever saw?
Frank Meyer: Every Iggy Pop show I've ever seen -- all three.
Scientists have suggested that trainspotting (the hobby of obsessively
traveling rail lines,
watching trains, cataloguing engine numbers, etc.) is a form of
autism. What other so-called
"hobbies" might actually be deep-seated psychological disorders?
Frank Meyer: Underwear-spotting...poo poo pants usually is bad sign.
You're in an elevator with Mariah Carey, Marilyn Manson and George W.
Bush. The elevator
becomes trapped between floors. What happens next?
Frank Meyer: I kill all three, climb up the elevator shaft, go home, drink a beer.
You've been given the opportunity to play -- all expenses paid -- in a
foreign country that
bands don't normally get to visit. You get to pick the country. Where
do
you go?
Frank Meyer: Morocco, baby!
What food item do you always eat, even though you shouldn't? And why
shouldn't you be
eating it?
Frank Meyer: I love tacos and eat them all the time. Mexican food in general is a vice.
It can be fatty, so I know I shouldn't, but...
Why are frogs amusing?
Frank Meyer: 'Cause they burp and no one cares.
Your favorite broken-up band is going to reunite for one show only at
the
venue of your
choice (yes, we know this is implausible. Who cares?). Who's the band, and what's the
venue?
Frank Meyer: Van Halen with Diamond Dave at the fuckin' LA Forum, baby!
Is the Internet destroying the English language?
Frank Meyer: Naw, twas allreadie
destroid.
Several US states have adopted "three strikes and you're out" laws,
which
basically mean
that after you're found guilty of three felonies, you're imprisoned for
life. How do you
feel about that? Is it effective lawmaking, or needlessly harsh?
Frank Meyer: Don't get caught and you're okay.
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In addition to being everyone's favorite rock-band-with-a-name-copped-from-an-Iggy-Pop-song, The Streetwalkin' Cheetahs are putting the finishing touches on a rarities, B-sides and live tracks album, Guitars, Guns and Gold, which will be released early next year.
-- George Zahora
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