"Where would I find the Gwar Christmas album?"

"Do you have any Slipknot black-light posters?"

"I’m looking for that one by those guys who always wear black."

"There wouldn’t be much swearing on a 2Pac record, would there?"

"Could you transfer this CD onto 8-track for me?"

"Why are there so many Beatles records?"

"What’s with all the George Harrison stuff? Did he die or something?"

"Where do you keep the fuses?"

"Can you get pickups for a '68 Telecaster?"

"Would you happen to have any FDNY caps?"

"Where do you keep the Emo?"

"Why don’t you have any MP3s?"

"I need something for a four year old girl, what would you recommend?"

"This new U2 band really came outta nowhere, huh?"

"Do you have the one by that guy? The one with the hair?"