Splendid E-zine presents

our weekly collection of shorter reviews

Japanic, Elf Power, Robot, Frank Black and the Catholics
The Buzz Prophets, Rachael Sage, The Streetwalkin Cheetahs, Neil Hamburger


Japanic / Orpheus Express / Japanic (CD)

Sample 30 seconds of "Orpheus Express"
While Splendid E-Zine favourites Ho-Tu are no more, the resulting phoenix from the ashes is Japanic. Anchoring these four demo tunes are deep, fat bass lines that would make Gary Numan's Tubeway Army a jealous group indeed. Offering no-wave tunes that are defined by brevity, neurotic vocals and heavy doses of computerized keyboards, Japanic fashion their nightmarish, Kraftwerk-inspired 80's youth experiences into an energetic, feverish dance-out ex-tra-va-ganza that'll shake you into pieces! That's right kids, shake it! -- am


Elf Power / A Dream in Sound / The Arena Rock Recording Company (CD)

Sample 30 seconds of "Simon (the bird with the candy bar head)"
Yes, Elf Power have the highly-coveted-in-certain-indie-circles association with the Elephant Six collective. If you're assuming that's a sign of quality, you're quite right. The fantasy elements of When the Red King Comes have been downplayed somewhat, but the psychedelic pop quirks remain, as do the frequently wistful lyrics. Although some of the tracks drag a bit -- or perhaps I'd just had too much caffeine -- there are moments of unmitigated brilliance, the most overt being "Simon (the bird with the candy bar head)", which with its hummable horn-augmented chorus and interjected bird twitterings, has become my new(est) favorite song. Nicely done. -- gz


Robot / Palm Trees / T.O.N. (CD)

Sample 30 seconds of "Deep Sleep"
A band in the tradition of Radiohead -- i.e. yearning, moaning rock -- Robot carry themselves credibly on their debut, Palm Trees. I'll admit to being strung along by the soaring chorus of the first track, "Deep Sleep", and the strutting para-Brit-rock backbeat of "Mary Joe". Other moments are nice as well, but Robot seems to lack a unique sound, which is somewhat offputing. I get the feeling that these guys aren't so much "in the Radiohead vein" as that they think they are Radiohead -- to wit tracks 6 and 7, "Always" and "Fishtank". Oh well, if it's not one thing it's another! -- nw


Frank Black and the Catholics / Pistolero / spinART (CD)

Sample 30 seconds of "I Love Your Brain"
If this is your first brush with Frank Black post-Pixies (and post-Might-As-Well-Have-Been-Pixies-solo-material), the first thing you're likely to recognize is Black's distinctive guitar approach -- he still veers crazily from melody to chaos in a give-my-guitar-some-ritalin fashion. But since Pistolero, like his spinART debut, continues Black's back-to-basics, live-to- two-track recording ethic, there's a far grittier aesthetic at work. The album is raw and rootsy -- a naturalized evolution of past sounds -- and perhaps and indication that Frank may turn out to be the Neil Young of the 21st century. -- gz


Buzz Prophets / Kentucky / Tender Stone (CD)

Sample 30 seconds of "Long Time"
A musical recipe with roots in bluesy, 70's rock, NYC's Buzz Prophets flash through a variety of tunes, heavy on the groove-rock and determined to season the post-AOR menu with palatable portions of meaty guitar work. Vocalist Wohl lets everything hang out as he wails out his lyrics with impressive confidence. A solid and promising album; if you prefer your rock with soulful chunks of Marshall stack guitar in a rich rhythmic broth, go ahead and taste test the Buzz Prophets' Kentucky. -- am


Rachael Sage / Smashing the Serene / Mpress (CD)

Sample 30 seconds of "Bruises Without Blue"
When you hear a lot of music within a certain genre -- and, as a reviewer, I tend to hear an unrealistically large amount, relative to most people's listening and/or purchasing habits -- it all starts to sound alike. And that's why I'm having a hard time reviewing Smashing the Serene. Sage is a singer-songwriter (think Lilith Fair), equal parts sensitive and quirky. Her lyrics are poetic and aggressively deep, her is voice pure, clear and distinctive and her arrangements bristle with piano, strings and other orchestral flourishes. If you've ever enjoyed Tori Amos, Sarah McLachlan or Ani DiFranco, you won't have any trouble getting into Smashing the Serene -- especially if you're the sort of person who only buys five or six discs a year. But if you're the sort of person who hears a lot of music, expect it to rapidly become a better-than-average blur in an already blurry genre. -- gz


The Streetwalkin Cheetahs / Live on KXLU / Triple X (CD)

Sample 30 seconds of "None Of Your Business"
Equal parts punk band and jam band, the Streetwalkin Cheetahs owe much of their musical methodology to Motor City outfits like MC5 and The Stooges. Live on KXLU captures a recent set recorded for the L.A. radio program Noyz Pollution, nicely preserving the excitement and immediacy of a live performance. The secret prize at the bottom of this box is the three bonus tracks featuring Detroit heavey Wayne Kramer and Fishbone saxman Angelo Moore. The Cheetahs' musical mission seems to be raising the punk rock quality bar, and Live on KXLU is a pretty good argument that they're succeeding. The songs are well-written and tightly executed but maintain an attractive rock 'n' roll grittiness. I'm not convinced these guys are the Messiah of rock or anything, but they're worth a listen. -- nw


Neil Hamburger / Left for Dead in Malaysia / Drag City (CD)

Sample 30 seconds of "Cremation"
The world's best lousy comedian, Neil Hamburger, somehow finds himself booked into a Malaysian karaoke bar. Will the total language barrier help or hurt Neil's pathetic material? Will he manage to drown out the sound of the jukebox? Increasingly drunk and bitter, Neil alienates the audience, drives away his sleazy manager Art Huckman and bombs worse than ever before, droning out his dull material and slaughtering even his few "good" jokes with inept delivery. It helps to be a Neil Hamburger "fan" going into this disc, as unlike Raw Hamburger (which Neil shills during his performance) or America's Funnyman, there's no laughter or crowd noise here to break up Neil's monotone -- Neil's basically talking to himself in front of an audience, and getting more and more depressed (and depressing) the longer he goes on. If you can't fasten your ears to his voice, you might not get the über-joke. -- gz



nw - noah wane | gz - george zahora | am - andrew magilow



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