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our weekly collection of shorter reviews

Custom Made Scare, Mr. Wright, Jeff Dahl, Cats & Jammers
Lilith Fair, Vol. 2, The Icicle Works, Gluecifer, Chupa Cabra


Custom Made Scare / The Greatest Show on Dirt / Side 1 Dummy (format)

Sample 30 seconds of "Stupid Fuck"
Hot-rod hick-punk that reminisces about such intellectual topics as wicked strumpets ("Peterbilt"), suspect lifestyle mannerisms ("White and Lazy") and trailer trash ("White Trash Girl"). Cross the Supersuckers' better days with a big fuckin' bottle of Jack Daniels and Custom Made Scare is the drink of choice for the night: short, sweet and full of biting, cow-punkish commentaries. Whether you sway back and forth in a happy drunken stupor or lay down in a big pile of puke all depends on how much guitar-laced rock 'n' roll agrees with your stomach. Personally, you can find me at the bar, enthusiastically orderin’ another round of CMS. -- am


Mr. Wright / Star Time: Sidereal Sounds from Mr. Wright / Le Grand Magistery (CD)

Sample 30 seconds of "You're A Queen"
"Swankily introspective" -- that's what I'd call Kevin Wright's new bout of cabaret navel-gazing. Most of the songs on Star Time are loungy and glitzy, percolating with devilishly subtle Momus-esque melodies -- "You're a Queen" even stakes a claim for a modest share of glam rock turf. Wright's vocals, however, lead me to wonder if he really wanted to sing on his album or not; he's the most disaffected of singers, a muted mixture of Ferry and Bowie who often performs as if worried that he's going to distract the other musicians. And hey, that's his style, and it's cool -- but on a few particularly wan cuts, like "Lost in Space" and disc finale "Strange Feeling", the sparse instrumentation leaves him sounding like Daniel Treacy after a botched cold-medicine OD suicide. Speak up, Kevin! -- gz


Jeff Dahl / All Trashed Up / Triple X Records (CD)

Sample 30 seconds of "Goin' Down in Flames"
What can I say? It's Jeff Dahl: loud, driving, slightly goofy good-time rock and roll. Lots of guitars, guitar solos, guitar riffs, guitar players, guitar sandwiches, you name it. Dahl, who has been in some pretty cool bands (like The Angry Samoans), obviously has this rock and roll thing down. Great music for a long, fast drive. -- ib


Cats & Jammers / Hurray For Everything / Beluga (CD)

Sample 30 seconds of "Not Gay"
Other than having a name that'll give your parents (or grandparents) a giggle, Cats & Jammers ably encapsulate 35 years of pop rock history in a single fun-n-frothy volume. There's unrequited love ("My Love") rendered with vivid lyrical irony, good love turned bad ("Good As Dead"), social criticism ("People are Stupid"), awkward moments ("Not Gay") and many more nuggets of human interaction, all provided in a jangly pop style that only a Grinch couldn't love. As its title suggests, Hurray For Everything is not a CD that's going to send you scrambling for a prozac fix after every spin -- you'll be hard-pressed to listen to its darkest moments without some degree of grinnage. -- gz


Various Artists / Lilith Fair: A Celebration of Women in Music, Vol. 2 / Nettwerk (CD)

Sample 30 seconds of Natalie Merchant massacring "In the Ghetto"
Less cloying than last year's double-disc tour companion, this disc (and the concurrently-issued Volume 3) offers a considerably more varied look at the state of the art vis-a-vis female musicianship. Scattered between the polar regions of Angry Artists and Nurturing Artists, the fourteen acts presented here will be more likely to please those more adventurous Lilith-goers who acknowledged the existence of the second and third stages. It's telling, however, that acts like Wild Strawberries and Morcheeba have downplayed their more electronic elements in order to fit into the pack, and even Queen Latifah seems unusually subdued. While Lisa Loeb and Tracy Bonham are less annoying than usual, Natalie Merchant's overly sincere massacre of "In the Ghetto" once again begs that she be taken off and beaten with baseball bats as punishment for messing with previously sublime material. -- gz


The Icicle Works / The Best of The Icicle Works / Beggars Banquet (CD)

Sample 30 seconds of "Love is a Wonderful Colour"
Over the course of four albums for Beggars Banquet, The Icicle Works managed to become one-hit wonders in two countries with two different songs. Rather than buy those four albums -- and really, why would you? -- you can now purchase this handy historical concatenation. While tracks from the eponymous debut album, which gave us "Love is a Wonderful Colour" and "Birds Fly (Whisper to a Scream)", were consistent, hummable, and indeed consistently hummable, the band meandered steadily downhill from there. By 1988's Blind, they'd degenerated into an unfocused, slightly embarassing AOR act. Thanks to programmable CD players, you can avoid the nastier bits and remember the Icicle Works at their brief, possibly memorable best. -- gz


Gluecifer / Gluecifer / Munster (7")

Sample 30 seconds of "Get That Psycho Out of My Face"
By way of Madrid's Munster Records, our favorite Norwegian "Kings of Rock" return with another pair of winners, 7" style. Imagine Elvis' gyrating pelvic moves genetically crossed with Buddy Holly's vocal flair. Add a pair of cloned Angus Youngs on guitar, and besides having one hell of an imagination, you also have the deliciously good "Get That Psycho Out of My Face", which riffs through a crunch-fest of first class, distorted mayhem. Equally as good, the overdriven rock of "Drifting Away" spills forth with plenty of wanky solos, slick changes and devilish hooks that treat you just right. -- am


Chupa Cabra / Flake-Out King / Captive (CD)

Sample 30 seconds of "Flake-out King"
Raw-throated vocals, resonant basslines and chugging, squealing guitars are the active elements in this above-average power-punk outing. To their significant credit, Chupa Cabra neither capitulate to downbeat post-grunge navel-gazing angst, nor compromise their edgy sound to heighten their radio-readiness. Instead, they recognize that melody and intensity can co-exist, and set out to prove their point in five tracks reminiscent of the classic hardcore anthems of yore. A dual-vocalist assault adds even more variety to this tasty package. This one definitely goes on the "hurry up and put out a full album" pile. -- gz



nw - noah wane | gz - george zahora | am - andrew magilow | ib - irving bellemead



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