As the title implies, your mother will probably think it's weird,
too. First impressions alone will have her calling your therapist to
increase the Prozac dose: the ominous Teutonicness of the band's name; the
Marilyn Mansonesque visage on the cover; the players' names (The Grey,
Heartless, Long Gone Sean, Miss Carriage); the inner sleeve notes ("Your
supposed 20th Century reason has brought you to nowhere -- your abortions
lie all around us for all to see...", etc.) and the band's
serpent-cradling-a-cross logo will combine to give mom a conniption fit.
Imagine your surprise, then, when Neurmison turn out to be more musically
proficient and lyrically intriguing than the Rammstein-meets-Manson act
that their trappings would indicate. That isn't to say that My Mother
Thinks It's Weird doesn't contain its share of disturbing imagery and
distorted guitar; the band have a tight grip on the surreal, and wading into
My Mother... can at times feel like visiting the innermost thoughts of
a schizophrenic. "Lost tits don't rest/scuzza give me a broken heart/Phil
starters gizza moron," begins "Dying for the 7th Time This Week", which only
partly conveys the dislocation caused by this debut from the Scottish
quartet, who cut-and-paste words like James Joyce on a bender with Wm.
Burroughs.
Other lyrics are equally twisted, while also touching briefly on a gritty
reality, as with "Staticattic"'s lyrics: "Black spot on a wall, once a
centimeter/ten feet tall/Pictures floating I wonder at all/Had a brother he
got forsaken/Had a dealer he got taken." Neurmison occasionally stumble into
cliché, but their music retains a sense of tension.
"Female Oriented Planet Control" builds to a grinding climax that recalls
some of Bauhaus' heavier songs, while "However, Whatever...But
Definitely For Sure" sneaks in a bit of jazzy bass and surf guitar before
exploding into an arena-rock chorus worthy of any Ozzfest participant.
Passages of ambient sound shift into thundering minor-chord rock, and
Neurmison succeed in making each aspect reflect (and affect) the other.
Goth-rock hasn't fared well lately, which doesn't seem to matter to
Neurmison. They're no copycat act -- neither early pioneers like Bauhaus nor
latter-day poseurs like Mr. M. Manson are aped at any length. My Mother Thinks It's Weird
combines enough style and substance that "weird" begins to sound like a very
good thing.