If you appreciate, at some level, a song like "Puberty Love" (as featured in
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes), I think Careless Carliss and the Cantelope Girls would be right up
your alley. For me, they make good on every positive notion one might have
upon a such-named band: they're campy, they're funny and the girl-to-guy
ratio (thanks to the four Cantelope Girls) almost always favors the
women.
You may have heard Carliss and the Girls through the Comedy Radio Hour on
the internet (where they're a big hit), or else through radio programs like Dr Demento (assuming he's still around). For the most part, the radio
attention centers around their obvious single, "REM", as it boasts a nice
melody and is 4 minutes of genuine hoot. Rick Carliss,
the guitarist and guy singer, dishes out these Eleda-penned lyrics ("We
play music like REM/We play music as bad as them") in a nice, casual manner,
and it's great when the whole song culminates in a beautiful chorus of
"Sorry!". That the group does not really sound like REM, or live up to this
confession ("We play music that sounds so lame/Everything we do just sounds
the same"), is all to our benefit.
I guess the group mostly sounds like the sort of bands you might find
playing at a Holiday Inn Lounge, but this adds adds to the record's charm. It is 66 minutes in length, thanks to the joke they pull by
stretching inane tunes (like "The Ballad of Dr Fell", named after a poem
which is recited at the song's center) to Iron Butterfly proportions. While
dragging out a normal song often opens it up to fair criticism, I can't tell
you how big my smile got when these buggers kept saying the same silly stuff
over and over again. "Some Whistle", for example, has the band singing -- for
almost six of its eight minutes -- "I shuffle my feet, I shuffle my feet."
That might sound annoying, I guess, but it made me laugh harder than almost anything else here.
Whether their schtick goes long or short, though, all of Carliss & Co's songs tend to boast fun lines and joyful playing. Their keyboardist and lead female
vocalist, Eleda, is also the primary writer behind these gems, which address
Kool-Aid Kids from Mars and (in their own words) "the role of role
models in bowling". I also like how she and the band both salute and stick
it to The Organization, a band killed by Palestinian terrorists for refusing
to play the "Mr. Ed" theme song. As they say, such events make one wonder
when death truly is a noble cause. I think, should their lengthiest songs
die while they're playing them live, that they'll die a worthy death.
Some of these jokes probably won't hit you, or
the rest of the audience, right away -- but when they finally click, it's bound to cause a great stir of satisfaction in your soul.