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OUR WEEKLY COLLECTION OF SHORTER REVIEWS

The Kitchen Cynics, The Nerve Agents, Bickley / The Put-Downs, Tsar, Spring, The Terrifying Experience, The Arrivals, IQU, Jettison, Madball, The Damned, Next Up: Rap's New Generation, A Sonic Deterrent / Vita Verbum-Lux, Kristoff K. Roll, Cross My Heart, Finn, Jade Tree: First Five Years, The Stereo, Frisbie, Halo Project


The Kitchen Cynics / Swearing in Semaphore / Best Kept Secret (CASS)

Sample 30 seconds of "Theme for Gwen"
The UK's answer to Jandek, this one-man-with-a four-track outfit lets the songs ooze out, encouraging them to drip over you. Sometimes, when the overlapping vocals and sloshing accordion wed just right, the drip is hypnotic. It's as if your "sensitive mother" friend was testing out her new lullaby on you -- you might think her bedtime stories are rough around the edges, but you can see the promise. At other times, however, the drip more closely resembles a leaky faucet. Now and then the repetition of the simple guitar lines and dopey lyrics of these songs become monotonous, yanking you out of what was a delicious dream. It's times like this that send me scrambling for the fast-forward button, searching out another gem -- one in which the Kitchen Cynics wrap me in swaying hammocks of fat, lazy squeezeboxes and clumsy Casio keyboards. That's when these lilting tunes work best. -- rg


The Nerve Agents / Days of the White Owl / Revelation (CD)

Sample 30 seconds of "Fall of the All American"
Excepting the piano intro and ending, everything here is foam-spitting, old-school punk. Drawing heavily from godfathers TSOL, this five piece out of San Francisco plays with downright ferocity. Singer Sheric D. barks his criticisms of the placid, normal point of view with conviction while the rest of the crew lashes out with biting riffs and pounding rhythms. With few of the tracks breaking the two-minute mark, this is a half-hour of pleasing anger. The only drawback here is the lack of variation, which is a problem with most punk albums. Despite this, the sincere energy the boys put forth has such an insistent pull that it should bring anyone's bile to the top until they're screaming along too. -- rd


Bickley/The Put-Downs / Texas Tag Team Up / Chicken Ranch (7")

Sample 30 seconds of the Put-Downs' "Head Shop Girl"
Though the art on this split 7" suggests a one-on-one grudge match, this really is a tag team operation, as Bickley and the Put-Downs each muster a pair of songs for a southern-fried punk-rock smackdown. Bickley, perennial inhabitants of the Boombox, turn in a couple of brat-punk anthems which -- due more to tinny production than anything else -- lack some of the punch and spark of their previous material, but remain obnoxiously entertaining. The Put-Downs turn in a stronger, more bass-heavy performance, due in some part to a singer who, particularly on "Head Shop Girl", sounds like a younger, ruder Elvis Costello. Only four short songs here, but more than enough to open up a single-serving can of whup-ass. -- gz


Tsar / Tsar / Hollywood (CD)

Sample 30 seconds of "Calling All Destroyers"
I wasn't expecting much from Tsar, whose CD arrived with a good number of "modern-rock radio friendly" warning lights blinking rapidly -- putting out your first CD on a Disney-owned label isn't usually a good sign. But their self-titled debut is actually pretty good, and if they can avoid drowning in the sea of modern-rocky guitar-based boy bands out there, they might end up somewhere interesting. They've got a sort of 1980s melodic sense, with chorus-heavy tunes, good pop-song lyrics and sharp, dynamic playing. Jeff Whalen's voice is quirky enough to stick in your ear without getting annoying, and in general the band seems to have found a good balance between silly poppiness and serious rockiness. They're a bit like a less-inventive but harder sounding Fountains of Wayne, which isn't such a bad thing to be. Tsar has created a batch of fun, catchy pop songs. It will be interesting to see where they go from here. -- ib


Spring / The Last Goodbye/ March (CD)

Sample 30 seconds of "The Last Goodbye"
If you love "singles" groups, there are probably other March artists, like Club 8, Barcelona and the Acid House Kings, whom you might find more immediately appealing. With this French band, though, you get endless diversity -- more so than one can ever say about the Acid House Kings -- and songs whose unexpected melodies don't put a gun to your hips, but nonetheless force you to sway. The songs, in both French and English, are charming in that English-is-our-second-language way ("that's not enough to make me stop thinkin' about you/offer me your soda drink"), and the music suggests a fondness for more than just Louis Phillippe. "Shooting Stars", which samples both Hal Hartley and Roger Vadim movies, is reminiscent of the Orchids' "Living Ken and Barbie", and I just love "Lazy", a song which ends with the statement, "I feel capricious!", and which makes me "feel like I wanna feel: outta sight." A few of the songs also recall La Buena Vida ("En La Arena Blanca") and Girlfrendo ("Hysteria 67"), which helps make Spring's The Last Goodbye a sampling of everything I love best about pop music. That's more than I ask from any season of the year! -- td


The Terrifying Experience / Anvil Jumper / Mental Telemetry (7")

Sample 30 seconds of "Anvil Jumper"
This double dose of The Terrifying Experience catches the band's dirty guitar-led pop melodies in fine form. Less abrasive then previous releases, the two songs on this 7" put a classic 70s rock feel into the year 2000, producing an up-to-date combination of rockin' riffage and familiar pop melodies that can attract a diverse crowd. The vocals are turned up on both songs, placing the chorus-heavy melodies at the forefront as the band drives home the message that loud rock can indeed be cool in the indie arenas of the world. Supposedly from the band's upcoming CD, these two songs are a good indication that another daunting Terrifying Experience will be well received. -- am


The Arrivals / Goodbye New World / Thick (CD)

Sample 30 seconds of "Chinese New Year"
The Arrivals are melodic enough as punk rockers go. Their brand of punk is part Social Distortion, part Mission of Burma. With more than three chords in their arsenal, their bombastic guitar attacks are also interesting musically. Surf influences (e.g., "Tornado") add a bit of flavor as well. Furthermore, clever lyrics add to Goodbye New World's charm. "Chinese New Year" laments "I was wrong, I was wrong and I feel an ass in general! Been trying to make alms and you won't let me!" Its jaunty, melodic quality almost had me thinking I was listening to some punkified version of XTC. "The Barter" is a nice way to end the disc. During its anthematic ending, the metronome-like guitar riffing references "London Calling" in a subtle yet powerful way. Very satisfying. -- nw


IQU / Teenage Dream / K (CD)

Sample 30 seconds of "Teenage Dream (Looper Mix)"
There's over fifty minutes of music on this-here EP: the original "Teenage Dream", six remixes and a pair of bonus remixes of "Can't You Even Remember That?". Some serious value for money there. Admittedly, seven mixes of a single track sounds like a recipe for tedium, but "Teenage Dream" is a great song, employing a throbbing beat, odd little Oriental-scale runs, samples of chanting Asian children and filmstrip-style narration, upright bass rhythm, tinkly keyboard lines and an unexpectedly blaring guitar. The six remixes -- the most notable of which is supplied by Belle and Sebastian offshoot Looper -- cut and paste and drag and drop quite liberally but never lose the song's engaging oddness. "Can't you even remember that" offers a spooky theremin-like melody that changes the pace quite ably. Trust me, you'll find this far more interesting than the average multiple-remix EP. -- gz

Jettison / Search for the Gun Girl / Pop Kid (CD)

Sample 30 seconds of "Fiona"
Once in a great while you come across one of those bands that you know are cool even before you listen to them. Jettison is one of those bands. Before you hear them play a single note you get sucked in by the ultra-cool album title and swank B-Movie spy-themed artwork. And thankfully, the music on Search for the Gun Girl is more engaging and impressive than the record's purely aesthetic attributes. One is immediately reminded of In Color-era Cheap Trick by opener "Arrive Alive", bubbling with big whale-snaring hooks and jarring melodies. "Fiona" sees Jettison tear a page from the Cars' book by adorning their snarling riffs and propulsive rhythms with a chugging, slowed-down intro and handclaps. But other tracks, like "My Machine" and "In My Head", belong only to Jettison. Both showcase the band's penchant for upbeat melodies and crunching choruses, not to mention their knack for writing killer hooks and thoughtful melodies. And importantly , despite paying homage to their predecessors, Search for the Gun Girl never loses sight of Jettison's own powerful sound -- jj


Madball / Hold It Down / Epitaph (CD)

Sample 30 seconds of "Say What?"
NYC hardcore pioneers Madball incorporate a scorched earth policy on Hold It Down. A band that I thought had become a lost cause after mediocre releases on RoadRunner has redeemed itself with a street-smart effort that does a great job combining 80s hardcore influences with today's melodic metal. Rob Rosario's guitar lines are unforgettable, providing a rhythmic core that feeds the other three members a steady diet of anger and penance. Freddy Cricien's snarling vox are in fine form; he lays out a commanding performance with intelligent critiques and powerful melodies. Don't even try to put Madball in the same league as modern day fools Slipknot; Madball still has unwavering NYC cred and a focused desire to move you -- mentally as well as physically -- with a combination of hysterics and thick 'n' juicy, heavily distorted chords. Cricien asks, "Now who’s hardcore?" in a thick NYC accent on "Say What?" It doesn’t get any easier than that, as the answer is clearly a fist-pumping chant of Madball, Madball, Madball! -- am


The Damned / Sessions of The Damned / Fuel 2000 (CD)

Sample 30 seconds of "Smash It Up"
Every time I hear a release like this, I'm re-flabbergasted by the fact that over the years John Peel has managed to get just about every weirdo band in England to record live sets for his radio show. Even odder, to an American anyway, is the fact that all of these sets were broadcast on the BBC. The idea that a large, government-sponsored radio network would broadcast live sets by a punk rock band in 1976 just doesn't make any sense at all to my little American "my government hates the arts" addled brain. Anyway, this CD is a collection of songs from the five sessions that punk rock trailblazers The Damned recorded for the John Peel show from 1976-1984. The sound quality on these tracks isn't great, but that doesn't stop The Damned's goofy energy and humor from coming across loud and clear. There are lots of fun improvised bits, like when the band threatens to eat Peel's "collector's item Sex Pistols album with a white label." And at 22 tracks, it's a pretty good introduction to the band's considerable oeuvre. I wouldn't call "Sessions of The Damned" a must-have punk rock classic, but it would certainly fit right in between your mass-produced "Best of The Sex Pistols" CD and that K-Tel "Punk & Disorderly" collection your sister gave you last Kwaanzaa.-- ib


Various Artists / Next Up: Rap's New Generation / TVT (CD)

Sample 30 seconds of Da Wastlandz' "Rootz"
I'm starting to feel like an old fart. My parents criticized my music as a pale comparison of what they listened to back in the old days...and after listening to this compilation of the young turks in the rap game, I can't help but feel that it lacks compared to what I listened to back in the day. Several of the rappers here lay down some serious rhymes with great flow (especially Drag-on), but the backing tracks are minimal to the point of sounding weak. What made groups like Public Enemy so powerful was the combination of lyrical mastery and stunning music. Unfortunately, none of the producers here can hold a candle to the likes of Terminator-X. The one exception to the spare snare formula is Da Wastlanz, who use a classical loop to create an oddly serene mood for their economic diatribe. In the age where a career lasts fifteen minutes, it may not make much sense to spend time in the studio to flesh out the tracks, but it doesn't make memorable art either. -- rd


A Sonic Deterrent / Vita-Verbum-Lux / Split 7" / Anti-Everything (CD)

Sample 30 seconds of A Sonic Deterrent's "222 in Vertigo"
One advantage of the CD age is that fans of "difficult listening" don't face the regular problem of determining the correct RPM speed of a poorly-marked record; for instance, there's a Current 93 EP I've had for about 14 years and I've yet to determine its correct playing speed. In the case of this split 7", I found only one empirical statement of RPM (for A Sonic Deterrent's "222 in Vertigo") and it turned out to be a 33.3 RPM track -- rather frustrating after I'd listened to both sides at 45 and found them satisfying. "222 in Vertigo", a structured piece of tape manipulation, gained a feeling of gravity at a lower speed, while retaining the scattershot familiarity that characterises all sound collages. Vita-Verbum-Lux's "Universal Caduceus", on the other hand, sounds like an air-powered theremin at 45, but grows profoundly more menacing at the slower speed. Both tunes are well-structured and ultimately quite listenable, neither indulging in art-wank nor using improvisation to cover lack of skill. I didn't try them at 78 RPM. -- gz


Kristoff K. Roll / Corazón Road / Empreintes digitales (CD)

Sample 30 seconds of "Belize City"
In the tradition of French musique acousmatique, cinema for the ear, comes Kristoff K. Roll's Corazón Road. It is a musical travel diary of the duo's trip through Central America -- but don't worry, it's more interesting than your aunt Twilla's slide show of her trip to Palm Beach! What KKR members Carole Rieussec and Jean-Cristophe Camps do here is more of an artistic impression of their voyage than a travelogue. The piece's five movements each have a distinct personality and seem to correlate with distinct legs of the journey. Everything has that wonderful ethereal, disembodied quality that is so characteristic of acousmatic music. I like "Belize City", with its strong Jamaican flavor, and "Guatemala", which starts with the sounds of torrential rain and ends with the fascinating sounds of some kind of local evangelical tent meeting. -- nw


Cross My Heart / Temporary Contemporary / Deep Elm(CD)

Sample 30 seconds of "How Soon We Forget"
While "The Great Depression" gave me the same feeling as reading William Styron's Darkness Visible -- a far-from-soothing melancholy which made me physically ache -- there's an overall sense of joy in hearing a record that so successfully seems to accomplish a band's intentions. Like the Gloria Record, Cross My Heart makes emotional music that transcends borders, and should please most any person who's waiting "for the better days" while leaning on songs to keep emotionally afloat. Temporary Contemporary includes a song with pure rock-n-roll swagger ("London Bridge"), and two slow songs built by lyrical fragments ("You take all the shame/Sorry I'm alive/Promise I won't write") that don't add up to a gigglefest, but have a nice brooding sincerity whose appeal endures far longer than one might expect. Though they don't do anything radical for an emo band (such as including happiness among the "emo"-tions they experience), Cross My Heart's new record always sounds sincere, and always makes me care... Furthermore, their best song, the gorgeous "Angels and Gargoyles", reaches the same heights as Pedro the Lion's "Only Reason I Feel Secure", and stands among the more moving songs released in 2000. -- td


Finn / Finn / Smokeylung (CD)

Sample 30 seconds of "Be Around"
There’s something about loneliness that bring out greatness in musicians. Think of Alex Chilton keening, “I hate it here, let me out of here” over and over again in “Nighttime” on Big Star’s Sister Lovers. Likewise, Finn Swigley’s new self-titled release is about the disconnection of being in a new place, and it works. Recorded on a four-track in Seattle in 1996 and 1997, the songs speak of the loneliness of having just moved to a new town –- you know Finn’s lonely, because he’s in his bedroom making lo-fi recordings instead of out mingling. The happy news is that he left Seattle, moved back home to Indiana, spent some time collaborating with June Panic and now, even more happily, he’s released this quiet, lovely CD documenting his time of darkness. -- bl


Various Artists / Jade Tree: First Five Years / Jade Tree (2xCD)

Sample 30 seconds of Gravel's "Awaiting Seasons"
While Jade Tree's current claim to indie fame might rest on the shoulders of giants like Pedro the Lion or the Promise Ring, they haven't ever seemed to dabble in bad music, making any compilation of theirs worth the price to own and inhabit. This double-CD, which documents the first five years of 7" releases from this esteemed label (owned by Tim Owen and Darren Walters), showcases a wealth of bands that are melodic (Eggs), loud (Pitchblende) and unique (all of them). Since there's nothing easy-going in these two hours of music -- no precursors to David Bazan or any near-folkie -- I'm all the more impressed at how even multiple songs from the same band stand apart from one another. In addition, nothing here sounds like Mudhoney or Soundgarden or any of those early-nineties bands that had a dominating (and arguably negative) influence on the indie scene, making each of these groups -- Grave, Jones Very, Railhed, Pitchblende, Walleye, Edsel, and Universal Order of Armageddon -- sound like true hardcore diamonds in the rough. First Five Years might not get played a lot in your CD rotation, but it will stand defiantly apart. -- td


The Stereo / New Tokyo is Calling / Fueled By Ramen (CD)

Sample 30 seconds of "New Tokyo is Calling"
When I reviewed the Stereo's debut album, Three Hundred, last year, I think I was one of a relatively small number of writers who enjoyed it. The Stereo's big, radio-friendly pop riffs -- equal parts Journey/Night Ranger and the far less embarrassing Cheap Trick -- were apparently a little to accessible for emo kids. On this four-song EP, producer J. Robbins once again proves that he's capable of handling something with a conventional pop melody, giving a particularly thick 'n' juicy sound to the title track. The other three songs never quite reach that level; they're a bit more subdued, sounding closer to Del Amitri than anything Steve Perry ever touched. "New Toyko is Calling," however, deserves a long and happy life on radio, and I'd choose it over warmed-up mullet rock any day. -- gz


Frisbie / The Subversive Sounds of Love / Hear Diagonally (CD)

Sample 30 seconds of "Vertigogo"
The Subversive Sounds of Love is an example of a quality product undone by its presentation. To put it another way, I would gladly put any one of these songs on a mix tape for a friend, but I would never buy him/her the album. After a strong start, The Subversive Sounds... drops out in the middle and only returns to form with the second to last song. When I take apart the album and pull out individual songs, things are more promising. Perhaps this is where my disappointment with the album lies -- good songs don't make a good album. What little I had heard about this band made much of their Big Star-like sound. Frisbie flies the Big Star flag high. "Pollyanna", the second track of the album, is is the long lost child of Chris Bell's solo effort, "I am the Cosmos" and Big Star proper's "Ballad Of El Goodo". Big Star sound aside, I couldn't help but think of another modern pop record that also happens to be one of my favorites: Cardinal by Cardinal. Frisbie don't sound like Cardinal, but they share a lush, methodical production quality. Frisbie brings electric guitars and great harmonies to Cardinal's pianos, horns and subdued singing. I wanted very much to like The Subversive Sounds of Love based on what I had heard about Frisbie. I wanted to shout its merits in my review. Unfortunately I can't. It's just too frustrating thinking about how good this album could have been if the whole had lived up to the parts. -- jb


Halo Project / Halo Project / Exotic Fever (CD)

Sample 30 seconds of "The Marathon"
The first release from the Exotic Fever label has fantastic graphics and even better music. While often compared to Trans Am, the eight songs on this 27-minute CD take me back to the days I sat in front of the radio, waiting for "Trouble Funk Express" (a go-go music homage to Kraftwerk) to be played; half the time, a day would be wasted just waiting for that song, but it was worth the wait each time the DJ finally showed his "cool". Halo Project instrumentals are special, highlighting the best in DC funk (pounding drums, and heady bass) and DC punk (intricate melodies that nearly attack you). While the futuristic keyboard sounds in "The Marathon" do little for me, every other track is simply massive, making your head and hips do things that induce stares from everyone on the METRO train with you. Instrumental dance stuff is rarely my cup of tea, but I flat-out love this record, with songs like "Are You Receiving?" getting better and better each time I hit the repeat button. Lastly, since this band is all about playing "live" instruments, they're one of the few in their genre who probably light up the stage too. Here's hoping I see them perform soon. -- td



gz - george zahora | nw - noah wane | am - andrew magilow | ib - irving bellemead | jj - jason jackowiak | td - theodore defosse
rd - ron davies | bl - beth lucht | av - adam voith | jb - jason broccardo | rg - rodney gibbs


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