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OUR WEEKLY COLLECTION OF SHORTER REVIEWS

Descendro Allegro, Breezy Porticos, The Stepford Five, Coletta, Scratchy Marimba vs. Stephen Vitiello, Good Riddance, Bonfire Madigan, Tiara, Love Ballads, Greg Lisher, Shiner, Ratos de Porão, Cobolt, A-Z Consolidated, The Jazz Cannon, Beachwood Sparks, DJ Krush, Moods for Moderns, Candyass, Three Stigmata


Descendro Allegro/ Honorable Treason / Pro Shop (CD)

Sample 30 seconds of "Black Hare, Grey Hound"
The Chicago trio Descendro Allegro are truly a high-concept band: a band with lofty goals and, pretty much, the means to attain them. Their 1999 debut release was actually a triple album box set, each CD with an individual theme. Also available as a single CD, the spy-themed Honorable Treason was produced by Monk Gary Burger. It features a mix of styles, most notably surf and Pink Floyd-style melange. “Black Hare, Grey Hound” is typical of their style and probably one of the more successful songs on the album, skipping from lounge to surf to frenzied vocals and back again. Like the album as a whole, there’s lots going on and even when it isn’t totally comprehensible, it’s fun. -- bl


Breezy Porticos / s/t / Papercuts (CD)

Sample 30 seconds of "Crayola Sunset"
Like the zeppelin on the cover, Breezy Porticos' music is lighter than air. Touted as "three songs, three soundtracks for summer," this jolly trio delivers as promised by offering sugary jalopy jams that would make the Beach Boys proud. Arising from the ashes of Sissy Fuzz, the band ropes in indie-god John Hill from the Apples in Stereo to produce their music, which also features notables like Tammy Ealom (Dressy Bessy) and Rick Benjamin (from the Elephant 6 collective). So grab you weenies, a beach blanket and this CD, because a Breezy summer has arrived. -- rd


The Stepford Five / Mesh / S5 (CD)

Sample 30 seconds of "Contact Illusion"
The Stepford Five are a rare find these days, in that they actually seem to have no hangup with good, straighforward rock. That's highlighted by "Overcoming Eve", a song that starts where the Goo Goo Dolls left off, then adds some heavy guitars to scrape a little bit of the sensitivity away. Not all of their songs (like "Strange Days" and "Get Yourself Together") are as good as this one or "No Chance", which starts out with a riff straight from Sarge, but none of them suck either. They even succeed at "Misplaced You", their attempt at a ballad. Production could be a lot better -- either that or their guitars just gravitate toward the "soundwave uglies" -- but they're a band to watch and, for label owners, a band to pursue. -- td


Coletta / 30th and Lake/Summer Inside / Congregation (7”)

Sample 30 seconds of "Summer Inside"
In these boy band-crazed times, we need to stop every once in a while and thank God for bands like Coletta. These boys know how to bring the rock and really, who among you couldn’t use a bit more rock in your lives these days? Coletta waste no time in showing wannabes how it should be done, as the fuzzily melodic riffs, pulsing backbeat and swooping vocals of A-Side “30th and Lake” come crashing down upon your unsuspecting head. But the onslaught is not over just yet; Side-B awaits. “Summer Inside” is even better than the A-Side -- its walls of crunching guitars and intricate bass patterns are instantly memorable and incessantly hypnotic. Housed in a neat terry cloth sleeve, this debut 7” does nothing but leave you wanting more -- more of that Coletta rock you so richly deserve for putting up with so much teen pop and wuss rock. Screw MTV, I want my Coletta! -- jj


Scratchy Marimba vs. Stephen Vitiello / The Meld Series / Beggars Banquet/Sulfur (CD)

Sample 30 seconds of "Scratchy Marimba Meets the Low Pass Shrew"
This is another in Sulfur's series of artist collaborations/confrontations. Vitiello, along with Hahn Rowe, Scanner and Dean Sharp, creates freeform soundscapes using guitar, bass, turntables, samples, tapes, drums and a host of technical jiggery-pokery. Although "Scratchy Marimba Meets the Low Pass Shrew", with its looped turntable scratch, crystal clear melodic tones and complex beat pattern, approaches conventional electronica, most of the other pieces here are more atmospheric and less predictable. They range from the subtly disturbing yet almost danceable "Loudmouth", so awash in technological sounds that it sounds distinctly Star Trek-ish, to "Taxi Take Off, Turbulence and Landing", which sounds like nothing so much as trans-dimensional beings moving furniture around. Ultimately, this installment of the Meld series is thoroughly fascinating, but you probably won't get it immediately; be prepared to listen through it at least five times, at increasing volume, before it finally clicks. -- gz


Good Riddance / The Phenomenon of Craving / Fat Wreck Chords (CD)

Sample 30 seconds of "Cages"
Like me, you probably get confused about which Fat Wreck band sounds like what. For those in need of a quick refresher course, Good Riddance is like the political arm of the Fat Wreck government, and this six song CD-EP is full-on melodic hardcore with absolutely no filler (or lobbyists) to boot! These friendly neighborhood punks pounce upon mental psychosis, ruptured friendships and the confrontation of internal fears with a savage passion that’s genuinely convincing -- these guys mean what they say and say what they mean! What has to be the band's best work to date, The Phenomenon of Craving is a first-rate introduction for the unacquainted music fan to experience -- it's fast, aggressively charged and ready to explode without becoming an irritating punk sermon or a longwinded filibuster on the state of hardcore to come. -- am


Bonfire Madigan / Saddle the Bridge / Kill Rock Stars (CD)

Sample 30 seconds of "Running"
Psst! Want some cool cello music to go with your punk rock records? Try Bonfire Madigan's Saddle the Bridge. It's innovative, minimalist orchestral pop. The trio consists of cellist Madigan Shive, bassist Sheri Ozeki and drummer/percussionist Tomas Palermo. This simple, unorthodox line-up results in some powerful and haunting fare. Take the track "Running", where the pulsing music is the perfect accompaniment for the brooding, somewhat mystical lyrics. Furthermore I haven't heard anything this strikingly "classical" since the first Rasputina album. In fact I was immediately struck by the long bowed tones at the beginning of the track. They remind me of some bit of a lost Shostakovich string quartet. -- nw


Tiara / Again Cast In / Anyway (CD)

Sample 30 seconds of "Lost"
Sensitive boys with guitars. Electric guitars that is, and occasionally loud and nasty-sounding ones. Pretty melodies, feedback, distortion -- I think I smell indie-pop! "It's a Message" is the kind of uptempo, melodic guitar-pop that that's hard not to like, but easy to forget. "Lost"'s slow and heavy groove is much better, with some impressive dual guitar noise attacks and tweaky feedback. Switching gears again, "Navy Blue" is an pleasantly echoey but somewhat flat slow-jam. "The Film" brings back many bad "Hotel California"-related high school memories, which is unfortunate since it's not a bad song otherwise. The real winner on Again Cast In is "Back to the One", a slow, pretty, white boy country number that brings back many pleasant CamperVanBeethoven-related highschool memories. This is pretty standard-issue indie-pop -- nothing that'll make your eyes bleed with joy, but you probably won't hate it either. -- ib


Various Artists / Love Ballads: March Records Winter into Spring Sampler 2000 / March (CD)

Sample 30 seconds of Ciao Bella's "Astronauts in Love"
Love Ballads comes at a time when March's roster is at its most varied. There's breathy girlie-pop from Cinnamon, One Star and the California Oranges, retro-lounge pop from Spring and the Cherry Orchard, and introspective melodic swirl from the Waves and Ciao Bella. Not enough for your appetite? Add some jangly tunes from Bike and Holiday, new wavish fun from Figurine and mellow, proto-folky stuff from The Harvest Ministers and Kleenex Girl Wonder. There are a few missteps here -- Kleenex Girl Wonder's "Sunberry Gate" drags the mood to a crawl before picking up the pace in its final minutes -- but most of the groups are represented by solid material, making this a worthwhile investment (and a good warm up for summer music). -- gz


Greg Lisher / Handed Down the Wire / Magnetic (CD)

Sample 30 seconds of "By the Wayside"
After lying semi-dormant for years, the memory of Camper Van Beethoven is a now a spectre haunting the music-buying public. As well as Greg Lisher, former members Jonathan Segal and Chris Molla have released new albums in the last six months or so, with a new CD from Victor Krummenacher expected later this year. CVB and Cracker both released collections in April of this year. And the legendary Camper Van Chadbourne is on the move, touring sporadically in the United States. Lisher’s work only subtly recalls CVB, despite the fact that he’s backed by Campers Segal, Krummenacher and Chris Pederson, as well as former Monk of Doom David Immergluck. Instead, Lisher seems to have found a life of his own as a solo writer. The songs that grace Handed Down the Wire are meditative, often rooted in the country vernacular but with pop overtones; imagine the music Richards Davies and Buckner would make if forced to occupy the same body by a science project gone awry. -- bl


Shiner / Starless / Owned and Operated (CD)

Sample 30 seconds of "Giant's Chair"
Shiner play no-frills, simple alternative rock, and they do it very well. Their starting point contains definite strains of Seattle, but coming from Kansas City the influence of middle America is strong. The album ranges between mid-tempo rockers like "Spinning" and slower head-trips like "The Arrangement," but everywhere things are arena-sized. The songs stay on the heavier end of the scale but steer clear of anything metal. Together, they comprise a decent, middle-of-the-road rock record. Although at times the melodic angst comes a bit too close to Bush for my tastes, this is a solid, if somewhat placid, album. -- rd


Ratos de Porão / Carniceria Tropical / Alternative Tentacles (CD)

Sample 30 seconds of "Crocodila"
Hey there kids, have you become another "Latin-music" nut? Ready to shake your booty to some swank Brazilian sounds? Well, if temper-tantrum screaming and machine-gun-quick drumming are your idea of the Latino music revolution, read on! Having stalked the Streets of Sao Paulo since 1982, Ratos de Porão has honed its sound over the years with a slew of releases on several labels. Sort of like transplanting the old NYHC scene to the beautiful coast of Brazil and adding doses of early Sepultura, the Ratos come across as some sort of hybrid punk-metal monster that's violently opposed to all things corporate and unabashed to let you know its members' ugly personal feelings. A wicked ride that never even processes the thought of slowing down, Carniceria Tropical is an eruption of raw energy that galvanizes the oppressed masses with one fatal ringing of a distorted guitar chord. -- am


Cobolt / Spirit on Parole / The First Time (CD)

Sample 30 seconds of "Great American Lies"
Cobolt's got that indie rock sound the kids love: autumnal melodies full of sullen guitar detail, wistful older-and-wiser vocals and big, blustery climaxes. Though they sound pretty North American, Cobolt actually has Scandinavian (and Refused) roots, which perhaps explains their vague similarity to Starmarket. Both bands are doing their best to ditch the "emo" tag, though one look at Spirit on Parole's lyrics will make it clear that Cobolt are lagging behind on that score. Basically, there are a few hundred bands that sound like this. Cobolt are neither the best nor the worst, though they're more competent than many. They simply lack sufficient means to distinguish themselves from the crowd. -- gz


A-Z Consolidated / s/t / The Pro Shop (CD)

Sample 30 seconds of "Red Spot"
I have a strange feeling that slightly creepy, maniacal, angular rock a la early Talking Heads is going to make a comeback in the next few years. A-Z Consolidated is the second new band I've heard in the last two weeks that instantly put me in that somewhat uncomfortable but intriguing early 1980s frame of mind (The Turns-Offs were the other.) A-Z Consolidated is a guitar/bass/drums/violin combo with non-cutesy girl/boy vocals. Although they seem a bit over-earnest and serious on much of the disc, there's no denying that they've put together a batch of powerful, compelling songs. On several songs the vocals are dodgy, but they work well, adding a strange tension to the music. And although there's nothing lush or particularly pretty about these songs, they manage to create a dense, absorbing atmosphere that's quite attractive in its own way. And speaking of attractive, the packaging for this limited-edition CD EP is a terrific looking individually silk-screened paperboard sleeve. -- ib


The Jazz Cannon / Amateur Soul Surgery / Function 8 (CD)

Sample 30 seconds of "Where You Are, Star"
While Madder Rose themselves have begun to evolve over the last two (of their always enjoyable) records, this new full-length from Billy Cote's side project is highly recommended for everyone who embraced Madder Rose's more trip-hoppy moments in Tragic Magic. Though I guess Bily's one-man backing band means to be the focus, it's the eqquisite voice of his fellow Mad Rose, Mary Lorsen, that provides the biggest highlights (on "Where Are You, Star", "TTT2" and "Killed At Party"). She has vocal skills comparable to Dot Allison, and her voice really shines in this low-key, beat-heavy background. Don Greene, who sings raspily on the majority of the songs, brings a little less to them; he's not fully able to breathe his own personality -- like a taste for writing serial killers -- into the highly individualistic pieces, but it's still highly suited to the musical landscapes provided by Billy. Sometimes it would help if more was going on in the songs (and nothing says this more than "the Resonant Priest", an instrumental bore), but overall, Amateur Soul Surgery is a sweet, pleasant affair that meets expectations, while surprising you with influences like the Jackson 5, the New York streets and well-remembered drug trips. -- td


Beachwood Sparks / Beachwood Sparks / Sub Pop (CD)

Sample 30 seconds of "Sister Rose"
I must admit that the artwork is what originally attracted to me to this album -- it’s so damn cool looking, chock full of bright colors and stars while giving off a wicked 10cc vibe. It wasn't until much later that I realized that, having picked the album for superficial reasons, I would eventually to be forced to deal with its musical content...which, unfortunately, is not quite as impressive as its artwork. On the majority of their self-titled debut, Beachwood Sparks come across as a watered-down version of the Flying Burrito Brothers. There's not necessarily anything wrong with the band’s Parsons-esque brand of warped country psych-pop, but their schtick is something that has been done better by those who came before them. Tunes like “Sister Rose” and “The Calming Seas” shimmer and roll -- propelled by the band’s swooning guitars and psychedelic twang. But those songs, like most others here, fail to ever really get off the ground, becoming trapped in the boggy mess of scattershot rhythms, trite lyrics and listless piano that pervades on the album. Pleasant but not overtly impressive, this debut offering hints at greater things to come. -- jj


DJ Krush / Code4019 / Red Ink (CD)

Sample 30 seconds of The Legion's "Jingle Jangle (Mental Mix)"
Unless I've misunderstood the CD booklet, this is a mix set by Japan's DJ Krush, peppered with his own material, as opposed to a disc of actual new material. Not too surprisingly, what you'll find here is lots of trip-hop and darker hip-hop and R&B. What is surprising is how uninvolving it is. I've been listening to Code4019 for a couple of days now, and all it has inspired in me is a strong desire to listen to something else. It's just tepid. Perhaps if I heard this set in a club at 3:00 a.m. it'd have more impact; in a well-lit room during daylight hours, it never really engages interest. -- gz


Moods For Moderns / Two Tracks Left / Doghouse (CD)

Sample 30 seconds of "Halifax"
Even though they hail from Detroit, I think Moods For Moderns grew up worshipping at the altar of Chicago power-pop gods Cheap Trick. This is apparent from the opening bars of “Two Tracks Left”, which are insanely catchy and buoyant in that distinctly Cheap Trick kind of way. That's certainly not meant to take anything away from Moods For Moderns, for one listen to this EP will show that this three-piece are obviously immensely talented and have the ability to pen one gloriously hook-laden power-pop song after another. They are also at times reminiscent of Canadian rock-gods Sloan, especially on the sumptuously lilting, yet understatedly buzzing “Halifax”. Short but oh-so-sweet, the Two Tracks Left EP is a mouth-watering taster for a forthcoming full-length that has the potential to be one of this year’s best. -- jj


Candyass / Orgy / R.A.F.R. (CD)

Sample 30 seconds of "Go Away"
Not to be confused with the album Candyass by the band Orgy, this is a trio of female punks (plus a male drummer), and they let rip with actual rock and roll rather than machine-driven drivel. Imagine if Grease had been set in an era where everyone was weaned on Joan Jett and the Ramones rather than Elvis -- that'll give you an idea of what you can find here. Brash, loud and still kind of sweet, these girls rock. The music is simplistic and the lyrics aren't exactly soul-probing, but that isn't the point. Instead, they shoot for the gut with immediate, catchy, and (ahem) balls-out rock and roll. Angst-free and snotty, this is the Go-Gos on crystal meth. -- rd


Three Stigmata / s/t / Tritone (7")

Sample 30 seconds of "Datdatdat"
What starts off sounding like another lethargic college rock 7" quickly metamorphoses into an intricate assemblage of tricky math rock, twisting and turning through echoing harmonics and boisterous tempo changes. These three chaps hail from North Carolina and enjoy playing games with your aural senses. "Datdatdat" and "Arrows" both hint at something straight laced, as a faint melody is suggested with slightly audible vocals carefully placed over it. However, this flippant jab at acceptance is quickly trounced by other, more dissonant influences that cross A Minor Forest with Don Caballero, producing what could be described as a very enjoyable, fast-paced racket of contemporary instruments. -- am



gz - george zahora | nw - noah wane | am - andrew magilow | ib - irving bellemead | jj - jason jackowiak
td - theodore defosse | rd - ron davies | bl - beth lucht


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