I first came across NOFX in a friend's car almost a decade ago. They were
brash, potty-mouthed, loud...and I loved them to death. Ten years have
passed, and while they should have grown out of that phase, NOFX are
still noisy punks and I still love them. Pump Up the Valuum opens with "And Now For
Something Completely Similar" -- and with their catchy anthems, that's just
fine. With songs like "My Vagina," which expresses regrets over the
consequences of a sex change, and "Theme From a NOFX Album", which contains
the mature chorus "Buy me a Beck's Beer/ Or pass me a bong/ Gimme some
Bushmills/ I'll sing you this song", the boys are still as stupid and
fun-loving as ever.
However, hints of maturity do peek out. "What's the Matter With Parents
Today?" can be read as a child's questioning of his parents' supposed cool
("Mom and Dad, how'd ya get so rad/ When exactly did you get so hip/
Wearing teenage clothes/ You're always coming to my shows").
Alternatively, the song could be an aging punk's introspection on whether
he has the right to act as young as he still feels. True to this idea is
"Clams Have Feelings Too (Actually They Don't)" which in punk fashion
criticizes everyone else's age group by declaring "Birds are dumb ‘cause
[of] small bird brains/ But so are kids and old people." Even the
obligatory anti-music industry track "Dinosaurs Will Die" derides VH1
instead of MTV, revealing the band's age demographic.
However you choose to interpret things, Pump Up the Valuum is a great punk album with
plenty of punch to satisfy the kids raging in front of the stage and enough
melody for us geezers grinning in the back of the room.