For every advance our society makes, we take a few steps backward in other
areas. We don't notice it right away, but eventually the difference becomes
glaringly obvious. Want an example? Compare Listen Compute Rock Home
to any of the sanitized musical pap that's being fed to children these days. Hold
up any
primitive Dimension 5 song next to Barney and see which one looks
turgid and unimaginative.
The collaborations between avant-garde composer/mad scientist Bruce Haack and incipient boho teacher Esther Nelson are unique for several
reasons.
Most obviously, their wonderfully idiosyncratic compositions spoke to children
as people -- a dangerous and heretical notion among those who
program for
the under-twelve set. Their music and lyrics struck the perfect balance of
kid-pleasing
quirkiness and unlikely hummability, and often managed to be hysterically
funny in
the bargain. When I think back to grammar school, I'm pretty sure that some of the
younger and more "with-it" teachers kept a few Bruce Haack and Miss Nelson
albums
handy -- and I definitely recall hearing a few latter-era attempts that bore the clear
mark of their
influence. Haack's knack with hand-built instruments creates a fascinating
blind alley
off the path of electronic music's evolution, and his tunes blend genres
with jaw-dropping
flair. How could kids -- or even adults -- not want to move to
these tunes, to
imagine themselves on a "Motorcycle" or become "Clocks"? You won't even
mind having
"Army Ants in Your Pants," unless you've got a paranoid fear of ants.
You won't hear another disc like Listen Compute Rock Home this year,
or next,
unless Emperor Norton reissues the whole Dimension 5 catalog -- unless, of
course,
this disc inspires a new generation to pick up Haack's mantle. We can only
hope.
Until then, this napalms everything -- even the untouchable Schoolhouse
Rock -- off
the map.