The primary "hook" behind Gizmodgery is that it was
recorded using nothing
but toy instruments.
This isn't a new concept by any means. Lots of bands have
incorporated toy
instruments into their sound. There's something wonderful,
for instance, about
the sound of a cheap toy piano; a sample just doesn't
give that same satifying,
visceral "plonk" sound when you hit they keyboard. And does
anyone remember
Pianosaurus? During the late eighties, they forged a brief
but entertaining career
writing jangly rock songs for toy instruments. And they
were really quite good.
Self has approached this "toy instruments" dodge from a
different direction.
Instead of embracing the cheap, tinny sounds of toys,
they've decided to push them
to their limits, creating a big, loud, garish power-pop
album from distinctly low-end
sounds. They're also working with a broader palette; among
the toy pianos, drums and
guitars in the "instruments used" blurb, you'll also find
toy cell phones and talking
animals. Every now and then you'll catch a snippet of
something that's unmistakably
Toys-R-Us, but a lot of the time it's easy to forget about
the source material.
"I am a Little Explosion" starts gradually, referencing its
toy store origins while
building its eighties-style white funk workout. It's the
raw, knife-edged guitars of "Alive"
that really get things going, working the band's
Queen/Prince amalgam against an
aggressively dirty beat. From there, "Chameleon" heads into
Jon Spencer Blues Explosion,
territory, though you can hear a toy piano clanging cheerily
in the background.
One distinct high point is "Trunk Fulla Amps", a highly
hummable track centered around the
phrase "I've got a trunk fulla amps, motherfucker!" Lyrical
name-checks of various
big name bands allow Self to trot out momentary
mini-imitations -- they're brief, but
often dead-on. Their momentary injection of Queen-style
vocal harmonies, used only on
the word "Mother", conjures Freddie Mercury and co. most
ably. "Trunk Fulla Amps" will
leave you so happy that "Pattycake"'s Bee Gees/Steely Dan
vocals won't make you want to
kill anyone.
"Miracle Worker" comes in from the rock side of the park;
it's frenetic and sarky, with
lyrics like "She once had a boy who loved her/in every
way/he told his friends he scored/
and she beat him to death." You've got to hear it for the
full effect. Less effective is
"Hi, My Name's Cindy", a dangers-of-dating tale that plays a
little too broadly, coming
across as little more than a novelty song. Such is also the case
with Self's fairly
straightforward cover of the Doobie Brothers'
"What A Fool Believes", though it's amusing the first few times.
But does it work? As an innocent bit of fun, yes. As much
as I hate to admit it, a number of songs stuck with me -- particularly
"Trunk Fulla Amps". As an album of "toy
music", it is perhaps less successful;
in many cases, the use of toys seems entirely gratuitous, as
if the painstaking efforts to make
toy keyboards and guitars sound "real" wound up being a
little too successful, requiring a few more overtly toy-oriented
noises to be added in the latter stage of production.
But that's the thing, isn't it? When
you make an entire album with toys, people want to hear toy
sounds. It's just like building a
model of a cathedral out of popsicle sticks; to be truly
impressed, people have to be able to see
the popsicle sticks. If it just looks like wood, no-one
cares. While Gizmodgery offers
some delightful songs, a lot of those toy piano moments can
be written off as
weird keyboard settings, while the Speak and Spell vocals
can be dismissed as plain-old vocorder.
Perhaps that's for the best -- I can't imagine it'll be too
much fun to reproduce this stuff
live with the original instruments, if it's even possible --
but I find myself wishing they'd
let more of their popsicle sticks show.