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OUR WEEKLY COLLECTION OF SHORTER REVIEWS

The Nothing, Sir, Libraness, The Fontanelles, The Broken Hearts Club (Soundtrack), Björk, Saint Low, Through The Looking Glass: Indie Pop Plays the Monkees, Duster, Redefine the Rockstar Vol. 3, Babylon Whores, Xorcist, The Juliana Theory, Highdesertsoundsystem2, Ken Boynton, The Cusacks, Amelia's Dream, Ye Ren, River, Ashley Park


The Nothing / sitaroundforhours / Free Eloy (CD)

Sample 30 seconds of "Teenage"
From the suburban Houston outpost known as Pearland, Texas, comes this smooth five song EP. The Nothing has taken careful note of today’s tranquil trend towards friendly pop and spiced it up by injecting quirky topics. Jeremy Jones' lyrics are poignant, laced with slices of irony and witty social commentary, while complex musical arrangements, which include cello, Hammond organ and peaceful acoustic guitar, expand The Nothing's sound into something. While "Turn Out the Light" stutters a bit as it attempts to flush out an upbeat pop consciousness, the charming "Teenage" has a Radiohead sound with a genuine feeling of honesty to it. Jones' vocals miss a few notes and a few lyrical stumblings are apparent, but The Nothing sticks to its guns and delivers a strikingly relaxed CD that boasts the best of both worlds -- crisp, professional production and wholesome, grass-roots integrity, which are rarely combined on a recording of this caliber. -- am


Sir / The Night I Met My Second Wife / Radio One (CD)

Sample 30 seconds of "Washed Up"
Basically, this is Portishead without the beats -- and, rather more tellingly, without the miniscule reserve of good cheer. Words like "grim" and "downbeat" spring to mind, but "funereal" is often the best description of the group's output. Vocalist/guitarist Elizabeth Downey is a capably dreamy noir siren with a touch of Kendra Smith about her, and organist/vocalist Jesse Jackson Shepherd adds atmosphere in heaping trowels-full, whether through the organ's lingering vibrato or his own laconic vocal interjections. The organ/guitar/vocal dynamic never strays far from Creepy Central, but that's fine; even at their happiest, these are profoundly glum songs. This is not an album to loan to your manically depressed friends. On "Washed Up", Downey's chorus-cum-mantra includes the phrase "I'm gonna bring you down." And trust me, she will. -- gz


Libraness / Yesterday and Tomorrow's Shells / Tiger Style (CD)

Sample 30 seconds of "Face on Backwards"
If the world were a fair and just place, we Splendid reviewers would spend most of our time whining about how every damn CD we review sounds just like Libraness. Alas, all those serious emo boy bands will have to keep us whining for now, as Ash Bowie's (Polvo, Helium) scattered experimentalism is not likely to be the Next Big Thing. Part throw-away bedroom recording, part Sonic Youth tribute, part Polvo weirdness, with varied instrumentation, complex song structures, grinding noise binges followed by banjo and timpani duets, this is unusual, uneven, ambitious music. It's not all successful, or even very listenable, but at least it's consistently interesting -- which is about the most you can really ask for, isn't it? Give this one to the hopeful young guitar goddess next door and hope for the best. -- ib


The Fontanelles / INIT / Alpha Street (CD)

Sample 30 seconds of "Weeds"
There's some sort of invisible aura that emanates from The Fontanelles -- it's like a neon sign with the words "From California" blinking brightly at you. And from the CD booklet's band photos, it looks like you're in store for an eyeful on stage, as this quintet has the looks of a modern-day glam explosion. On the audio front, the band does a great job varying its songs from mellow and ambient to rocking and lively. Vocalist Tina Staples reminds me of those chicks in the B52s crossed with Exene Cervenka, giving you a bit of goofy pop along with in-your-face individuality. The band as a whole writes and produces everything -- from audio to video to physical manufacturing, giving them a Devo DIY cred that's very impressive. While I prefer the engaging pop numbers, the low-key, serene tunes are great as well -- you can really submerge yourself in them, with a relaxing effect. A few numbers employ the band's male vocalists, providing a different aesthetic that's dominated by rocking riffs, but isn’t as convincing as Tina's charismatic charm. Overall, expect excitement and some great tunes from INIT -- it'll make you jump with pop-music delight. -- am


Various Artists / Music From the Motion Picture: The Broken Hearts Club - A Romantic Comedy / Will (CD)

Sample 30 seconds of Kim English's "Time For Love"
I've never been quite clear on the purpose of soundtracks. Are they intended to serve as a souvenir of the film, or are they supposed to be some sort of mix tape for people who liked the music in the movie? Either way, only 60 percent of the songs here are actually featured in the film, so people who buy this album based on the movie are likely to be disappointed. Based on the music and the vocal snippets interspersed among it, here is my synopsis of the film: After listening to a rancid Wham!-like song, the boys on the cover eat some Ecstacy and Special-K, then spend hours and hours at a particularly lousy rave which only plays songs from the early 1990s. After they come down, they get maudlin and listen to "We've Only Just Begun." Finally, the dad from Frasier arrives and dispenses some hard-won knowledge which makes us all feel a little older and wiser. Fade out. Roll credits. Run away. -- rd


Björk / Selmasongs / Elektra (CD)

Sample 30 seconds of "I’ve Seen it All"
Certainly one of the most important major-label releases of the year, Selmasongs will probably play second fiddle to the forthcoming album by those 5 gloomy boys from Oxford (Anyone else sick of hearing about it? - Ed.). With that grim fact in mind, it becomes all the more important that Selmasongs not be thoughtlessly swept under the rug. Even Thom Yorke himself knows that -- why else would he grace the album with his presence? The stirring duet "I’ve Seen It All" features the boy Yorke trading verses with the Icelandic pop queen over a sea of ominous beats, ghastly strings and samples of a churning locomotive. It’s actually quite lovely. That song aside, the rest of the album belongs to Björk, her spot-on vocals switching from a gentle whisper to an impassioned wail in the blink of an eye. The music proves to be just as schizophrenic. The dingy breaks of "Scattershot" sound as though they were conceived in hell, while the ethereal sprawl of "107 Steps" pulls clouds of melody down from the heavens. Another important Selmasongs fact: while it serves as a new Björk release, the album is also the soundtrack to the movie Dancer in the Dark, in which Bjö also stars. The only real problem with Selmasongs is its length; clocking in at just over 30 minutes, it seems to be over only minutes after it begins. -- jj


Saint Low / s/t / Thirsty Ear (CD)

Sample 30 seconds of "Keep An Open Mind"
Think of Mary Lorson's Saint Low as pop-noir. Lorson, the lead singer for Madder Rose, has long been known as a vocalist, but here we are treated to her talents as a songwriter. Her penchant is for introspective, yet still somewhat groovy songs. Comparisons with the likes of Sarah McLachlan seem inevitable, though Lorson is less ebullient, her voice more earthy. The mournful, slightly folksy "Keep An Open Mind" is a fine example of the kind of work you'll find on Saint Low. Its easy, down-tempo groove belies the emotional intensity of the song. Lorson's smokey alto is acutely expressive and is matched in tone by the plaintive strains of Joe Myer's violin. The evocative guitar and basslines have a certain filmic quality. I keep thinking I'm hearing something from a Sam Spade movie, but then it goes away and I'm sure I was wrong. -- nw


Various Artists / Through The Looking Glass: Indie Pop Plays the Monkees / Planting Seeds (CD)

Sample 30 seconds of Mind Veneration's "Shades of Gray"
A few bands you've heard of and a bunch you haven't -- the ratio is about 1:3 -- have a whack at the works of the Prefab Four, with somewhat predictable results. Most turn in relatively reverent and recognizable takes, while a few bands go for spot-on recreations...or, in the case of The Echo Orbiter's "I'm a Believer", reasonably accurate recreations marred by notable lapses in the vocal department. Only a few groups come up with novel approaches. Mind Veneration's gentle version of "Shades of Grey", which places the song in the lush, vibrant context of mid-eighties synthpop, is a particular pleasure. Ultimately this is a harmless, cheerful collection -- certainly not the train wreck it could have been, but nowhere near as good as the original material either. -- gz


Duster / Contemporary Movement / Up (CD)

Sample 30 seconds of "Contemporary Breakups"
The world Duster lives in isn’t quite the same as the world the rest of us occupy. It’s probably somewhat fuzzy, with no sharp edges and a visible haze in the air. The other residents laze about, not quite happy and not quite sad, with stars in their eyes. And Duster play, their dreamy almost-rock straddling the fence that divides Modest Mouse and American Analog Set. Duster give us a glimpse of this world on Contemporary Movement. It’s a beautiful world, though at times frustrating because it’s so fuzzy (despite having a big-name engineer, this CD gives many recorded-in-the-bedroom acts a run for the lo-fi money). Still, fuzziness aside, it’s great music for those lackadaisical days when you stay in bed ‘til afternoon, dreaming of a different place. -- bl


Various Artists / Redefine the Rockstar Vol. 3 / 3:16 Productions (CD)

Sample 30 seconds of "Forbidden Love"
I won't mince words: portions of Redefine the Rockstar Vol. 3 are simply boring and/or lewd in uncreative ways. In praise of the album, however, some songs echo Alice in Chains, White Zombie or Pantera. The disc opens with the "Hard Candy Cock", which sounds a bit like Lords of Acid's vocals, laid over a thrashing guitar that is absolutely without variation (and lacks the Lords' excellent beats). Most of the album is thrash, heavy metal or punk. There are a few standouts that sound like nothing else here; Enis' "G.M.C." is one -- this soft pop song seems to be sung from the end of a tunnel. If you like Alice or Zombie, you might find the album rather campy. Non-metalheads, beware. -- js


Babylon Whores / Errata Stigmata / Necropolis (CD)

Sample 30 seconds of "Errata Stigmata (St. Vitus Dance Mix)"
Helsinki's Babylon Whores are like a peaceful rock band compared to the rest of Necropolis Record's roster. The Whores chug along with dominating guitar riffs and remarkably crisp, polished production. This EP contains the original and remix versions of "Errata Stigmata", along with "Fey" and a video-only track of "Sol Niger." It's worth getting the EP just for the "Errata" remix, which will take you back to the heyday of Ministry. A driving drum machine beat and damning bits of distortion cycle through the mix, crossing the boundaries of metal, dance and industrial and unearthing a monster that’s as gruesomely suave as Danzig, yet as curiously palatable as a raw and primal Deftones. This cult legend is probably one of the more accessible metal bands that you'll hear, so if you've always been a bit "metal-curious" here's your change to be risqué and see what it's like on the other side of the music fence. -- am


Xorcist / Insects & Angels - Differences and Indifferences / Metropolis (CD)

Sample 30 seconds of "Insecticide"
This disc collects various soundtrack tidbits, remixes and website music by this one-man synth band. Definitely gothic and oh-so-scary, Xorcist exemplifies ambient darkwave. While the imagery is somewhat predictable -- I mean, come on, the guy goes by the name "Bat" -- the music nails its target every single time. Preferring an ethereal approach over the sonic torture pioneered by the likes of Cevin Key, Xorcist mixes minor key string arrangements with Middle Eastern chants a la Muslimgauze. While the results aren't especially unique, tracks like "Insecticide" deserve room on goth-club dance floors, while the rest constitutes excellent mood music for all your spooky events. -- rd


The Juliana Theory / Emotion is Dead / Tooth and Nail (CD)

Sample 30 seconds of "If I Told You This Was Killing Me, Would You Stop?"
Devoted pop-punk kids the world over haven't really had anything to cheer about for quite some time now. I mean, Weezer’s been out of the game for years, and as of late the Get Up Kids haven’t exactly been that productive. Well, all you bespeckled, cardigan-wearing lads and lasses can stop fretting; the Juliana Theory has arrived to fill the void. Charging out of Pennsylvania, The Juliana Theory is equipped with enough hooks and harmonies to satisfy even the most skeptical of Cuomo-philes. Want proof? You need look no further than Emotion is Dead’s lead track, "Into the Dark". Its contagious blend of stacked vocal harmonies and big riffs proves just a taster of things to come. On "To the Tune of 5,000 Screaming Children" and "Understand the Dream is Over", the band rocks like the Promise Ring’s snotty little brothers, while "If I Told You This was Killing Me, Would You Stop?"'s keyboard- and guitar-driven assault rocks so hard you’ll be working the kinks out of your neck for weeks. Its not all perfection, though -- moments of weakness, such as the boy band cheekiness of "Something Isn’t Right Here" and "You Always Say Goodnight, Goodnight", occasionally rear their ugly heads, tossing a wrench into the works. Slip-ups aside, Emotion is Dead might be the pop-punk album you’ve been waiting for. -- jj


John Kelley (DJ) / Highdesertsoundsystem2 / Moonshine (CD)

Sample 30 seconds of Timo Maas' "Riding on a Storm"/"Eclipse"
Kelley's a strong DJ -- but more importantly, he knows how to choose his material. This sixty-five minute mix pulls in fourteen ferocious tracks, slipping from old-school hardcore to breakbeat antics and funkier house tunes. Unlike a lot of DJ mix albums, there's enough going on on Highdesertsoundsystem2 to make it worthwhile purely as a listening experience; Kelley builds a consistent groove, but keeps it interesting by utilizing cuts with distinct and memorable melodies. If I heard this mix in a club, I'd never stray very far from the dancefloor. -- gz


Ken Boynton / Find A Way / Boyntunes, Inc. (CD)

Sample 30 seconds of "Tomorrow, I Suppose"
Ken Boynton's buoyant tenor makes ebullient folksy/roots rock that's good for listening to while drinking a beer and sitting in a midtown bar somewhere in the mid- or Southwest. He's from the Pacific Northwest, but he evokes Heartland rock more than a cool coastal sound. Even when he's singing more blues-infused tunes, it seems impossible for him to lose his sunny outlook. His voice and the guitars carry the music; the lyrics are either as bland as your library lady or so calculated as to be jarring. Nevertheless, the nearly omnipresent organ reminds one of Mellencamp and certain guitar bits of the Eagles. This is definitely a disc you can throw on when your in-laws are coming over for Saturday night in the backyard -- you won't offend anyone, and it'll probably put everyone in a party mood. Ken Boynton should lead an assault on Middle American radio sometime soon. -- js


The Cusacks / s/t / Insect Siren (7")

Sample 30 seconds of "Carol, Will You Marry Me? Ted"
There's something about a sketchily-recorded 7" that never fails to make me a little happy. This one from the Cusacks has just about everything you'd want in a single, including a homebrew sleeve, type-written notes and beautiful blue vinyl. The music isn't really that great, but the spirit is there, which counts for something. The recording is pretty DIY-sounding, but I'm guessing that that was more or less on purpose. The levels are all over the place, and it's kind of hard to make out what's going on in spots, but the general idea is groovy, poppy noise, with some organ and vocal harmonies thrown in to thicken things up a bit. Of the three tunes (each sung by a different band member), "Pick Me Up at the Station" is the catchiest, while "Carol, Will You Marry Me? Ted" is the clever one. "It's All Been Had" is just sort of fast and buzzy, with a really loud fuzz guitar part. What this record lacks in finesse it makes up for with charm, energy and the enthusiasm that obviously went into creating it. -- ib


Amelia's Dream / Love Tattoo / Ripe and Ready (CD)

Sample 30 seconds of "Fire In My Heart"
The dream of Amelia S. Gewirtz is not bad one; she wants to be a pop star, and sell lots of records. Love's Tattoo, her indie attempt to attract major label interest, features a strong cover ("Evil Ways"), a great disco cut ("Fire in My Heart") and a wonderful chorus in "The Aisle With You" that showcases her pleasing voice. The production job by her band partner Harold Stephen shines too. They want you to think of Tango In the Night-era Fleetwood Mac with this release and, on a musical level, they largely succeed. The ballads are gushy and mediocre, though, and every attempt to imitate Alanis Morrissette, as in "Push the Button", seems ludicrous to me. Amelia's criticism of preachers -- that they dare to claim a calling to their profession -- is asinine too, so here's hoping she and Harold will make like Cher and add plenty more covers next time around. Either that or sing nonsensical "lalala's" a whole lot more. -- td


Ye Ren / Another Shining Path / Drimala (CD)

Sample 30 seconds of "A Fork in the Road"
At times evoking late Coltrane, at others the Art Ensemble of Chicago, improvisational trio Ye Ran does much to vitalize spontaneous music making. Their work is as much a dialog as anything else. Saxophonist Gary Hassay throws out a topic of discussion and he and bassist William Parker and percussionist Thoshi Makihara chew it over, savoring each implication and nuance. Track separations seem almost arbitrary here. I think the album should be seen as a whole -- certainly ideas initially spawned in earlier tracks are put back on the table for further examination in later ones. It's is a fine example of well-crafted, literate improvised music. If I have one complaint it's in the general impenetrability of the liner notes, which read as stilted poetry or a poorly written master's thesis. Stick to the music, though, and you won't be disappointed. -- nw


River / Poseidon's Girlfriend EP / Shelflife (7")

Sample 30 seconds of "Mister Jocker"
M. River's jaunty little compositions should appeal to fans of four-track Francophilia. If you love Toog and enjoy Etienne Charry's more accessible moments, but find the majority of the Disques Tricatel stable a bit overproduced for your tastes, you'll probably enjoy these three tunes. Though seemingly relying upon a single instrument for his accompaniment, River compensates by crafting intricate, sometimes confusing melodies, leading his vocals down twisted paths that sometimes end abruptly. The instrumentation is primitive -- is that a Bontempi organ? -- but the tunes are pleasing, if sometimes a bit perplexing. -- gz


Ashley Park / Town and Country / Kindercore (CD)

Sample 30 seconds of "Moles"
The cover of this record features an over the shoulder shot of a pouty girl in a crowd of blurry people. She’s got lipstick and cool hair and you might think that her name is Ashley Park and she’s just put out a brand new solo album. But no. Turn the CD over and there’s a shot of Terry Miles, the nucleus of a band called Ashley Park. Town and Country is a record made primarily by Miles, using a laundry list of fun instruments. A handful of friends lend additional guitars, pianos, cellos and vocal chords to fill the songs out. The result is a nice batch of Beatles/Beach Boys flavored pop that's not a far shot from the likes of Beulah, Wheat and the Olivia Tremor Control. The major difference is a stronger singer/songwriter sound here than you’ll find in those bands, which is cleverly masked by the fake band name. The good news is that Miles can write a pretty solid song. But the basics of these songs might be more interesting than all the additional seasonings layered on top. While listening, I can’t help but wonder if I’d be happier hearing these songs without the ever-present Rhodes piano, Hammond organ, the Echoplex, the Micromoog, the Roland JX-3P, theYamaha YC-45D, the Marimba. I can’t help but wonder if a Terry Miles record would be better than an Ashley Park record. -- av



gz - george zahora | nw - noah wane | am - andrew magilow | ib - irving bellemead | jj - jason jackowiak
td - theodore defosse | rd - ron davies | bl - beth lucht | av - adam voith | rg - rodney gibbs | js - jenn sikes


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