I don't like this band's name, their overly cheery website or even this album's cover -- but Last of the Blue Diamond Miners has some of the funkiest, most accomplished
Americana rock I've heard in quite a while. Led by Johhny Markowski, the son of
Thomas Jefferson Kaye (who helped engineer such classics as "Soldier Boy"
and "Dead Skunk"), Stir Fried whips up a dark and spicy blend of
urban stories (concerning abuse and the scary desire to see a
father die) and southern country-soul. "Vanessa" begins the album with
a strong groove reminiscent of the Meters; Markowski, who sounds like a mix of Tom Petty and Levon Helm, exhorts, "Momma, get your bags and run, Papa's got a gun". The chorus adds
the soulful wailing of Joanne Lediger -- who sounds like one of Roger Waters' backing vocalists -- and follows with some of the best
vocal work Dr John has ever done. He has a rich voice, and it seeps into everything the song has going on: the steel guitar of
Buddy Cage, Bernie Worrell's clavinet and some great banjo work by a guy named
Tony Trischka. "Vanessa" ends with the crisp, clear sound of two pistol shots, and it actually hits you hard. This is the funky song in which even the narrative rises to the level of the band's skill.
Another terrific track, "West of the Mississippi", recalls the Grateful Dead
and Buddy's old band, New Riders of the Purple Sage. The playing by Buddy
and Vassar Clements (fiddle) is so good it damn near tosses you into Heaven,
or at least to New Jersey (where Johnny resides).
By the time you find yourself on the "Road Trip to Marist", you've heard songs I could do without
-- "Blood Brother" repeats that damn title over and over, while "Quagmire"
features more killer work from Buddy, but no compelling story -- but the
trip is worth it. A great car song for any time you're swinging through
swamplands, "Road Trip to Marist" is one of Johnny's few "fluffy" songs, but it competes
ably with his more serious material (like "Black Dress", which follows). "Black Dress" takes its title from an early lyric about a sister "buying a
black velvet dress", and this title/garment perfectly evokes the complex
feelings of jubilation and funereal sadness presented in the song. Running for nearly
seven minutes, the track never sags for a second, and it's fascinating to hear
lyrics go from wishes for everyone to "love one another" to praying "for my
old man to be dead". It's the rare song that could plant the seeds for a
very interesting feature film.
Counting "The Door is Still Open" and "Last of the blue
Diamond Miners", you have at least six songs
that would thrill most anybody who ever found something wonderful in the
Band, the Grateful Dead or the Gourds. You'll also get some silliness -- "Sex
Machine" (no relation to the James Brown song) might be fun in concert, but
it's so beneath them here -- and some fodder ("Let it be Known"), but the gems
in this uneven album are definitely worth mining.