Robot1: I love you.
Robot2: I love you.
Robot1: I love you!
Robot2: I love you, too!
Robot1: Hot dog, big log...hot dog fever!
Robot2: Adolescent Robot Love!
(lyric from "Hot Dog Fever")

Now, in a perfect world, that would be all you'd need. You'd go out and buy the CD this instant, and Bobby Adams would quickly take over as the world's premier trash-talking potty-mouthed sleaze-rock outfit. But as you may be aware, this world, just a toenail shy of perfect as it is, requires something more. To wit, a listing of song titles from this tasty slab of filthy, narsty, degenerate rock and roll:

01 Luther Vandross 02 Sweet, Sweet Holland 03 Tuxedo Tapas Bar 04 High Class 05 Hot Dog Fever 06 Cap'n Jack 07 Watchin' You, Too 08 Tupac 09 Broke Down Fat Can 10 The Night of the Monsters

There. How's that? Just to be scientific about it, let's take a look at the track listing from the Britney Spears album Baby One More Time:

01 ...Baby One More Time 02 (You Drive Me) Crazy 03 Sometimes 04 Soda Pop 05 Born To Make You Happy 06 From The Bottom Of My Broken Heart 07 I Will Be There 08 I Will Still Love You 09 Thinkin' About You 10 E-Mail My Heart 11 The Beat Goes On

See what I'm talking about? And you thought Britney was a sleazebag! Ha. Now then, if you're lucky, your chosen nasty-act partner will tie you to the bed, sharpen some pencils, crank up the Bobby Adams CD and treat you to some steamy Robot Love...